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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
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<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
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If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20070509181516im_/http://doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
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<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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<br /><br />Awsome!
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
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<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113073218/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113073218im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
<br /><br />Fun!
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<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113073218im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113073218/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113073218im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" alt="Image" /></a>
<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113073218/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113073218im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113073218im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
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<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113073218im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113073218im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113073218im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 am : <div class="postbody">
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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<br /><br />Awsome!
<br />I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318/http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/">http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/</a><!-- m -->
<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
<br /><br />Fun!
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318/http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729">http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />More of his art:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318/http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm">http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" alt="Image" /></a>
<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318/http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm">http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
  <br />
  <br />
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/scrabbAllah.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Gunman@Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg</div><br />nice picture, i might put it on my desktop! <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm : <div class="postbody">These are the most recent search strings that brought people to my website.<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2554/searchesmay2320089amfu4.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>chiapas@Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 am : <div class="postbody">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:43 pm : <div class="postbody">Chainsaw Maid<br /><br />(warning graphical violence, blood and guts depicted in claymation await you)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:34 am : <div class="postbody">BMW Museum's kinetic sculpture<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746/http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the-bmw-museums-kinetic-sculpture-takes-your-brain-to-another-d/">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the- ... another-d/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:47 pm : <div class="postbody">
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
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<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113073218/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113073218im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
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<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113073218im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113073218/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113073218im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" alt="Image" /></a>
<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113073218/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113073218im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113073218im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113073218/http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm">http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113073218im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113073218im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113073218im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 am : <div class="postbody">
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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  <a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318/http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm">http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm</a>
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:22 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">mac wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm</div>
<br /><br />Awsome!
<br />I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318/http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/">http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/</a><!-- m -->
<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
<br /><br />Fun!
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318/http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729">http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />More of his art:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318/http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm">http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" alt="Image" /></a>
<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318/http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm">http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
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  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Gunman@Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg</div><br />nice picture, i might put it on my desktop! <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm : <div class="postbody">These are the most recent search strings that brought people to my website.<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2554/searchesmay2320089amfu4.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>chiapas@Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 am : <div class="postbody">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:43 pm : <div class="postbody">Chainsaw Maid<br /><br />(warning graphical violence, blood and guts depicted in claymation await you)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:34 am : <div class="postbody">BMW Museum's kinetic sculpture<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746/http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the-bmw-museums-kinetic-sculpture-takes-your-brain-to-another-d/">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the- ... another-d/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:47 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>chuckdood@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:40 pm : <div class="postbody">man, Chainsaw Maid is SO BRUTAL!   that's classic.</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:32 am : <div class="postbody">some site visitors I have had...<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1a.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit2.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit3.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>pbmax@Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:38 am : <div class="postbody">Staw Wars Holiday TV Special (1978)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg</a><!-- m --><br /><br />WOW!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:05 pm : <div class="postbody">Web Spider<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746/http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/">http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:10 pm : <div class="postbody">Like Ice in the Sunshine<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746/http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8</a><!-- m --> *sniff*<br /><br />German 80s cult cinema commercial of my youth...</div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:52 pm : <div class="postbody">more classical music tunes<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-88Wf-5Dy8&amp;feature=related<br /></div><br /><br />damn no idea how i could miss suspiria - thought i saw them all. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" /><br /><br />anyway more dance tunes <br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gETByzuOdM&amp;feature=related<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">TheSuffering - "bad for your very soul" - 3rdPerson horror for free. Be warned ...<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2008/09/26/free-suffering/<br /></div><br /><br />found here (see demos, indie box to the right)<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com<br /></div><br /><br />take a look into the "Bootleg Demakes Competition" <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" />, under "Team Fortress 2D" ...</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:31 pm : <div class="postbody">YouTube Super HD<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746/http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/">http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:22 pm : <div class="postbody">Doom: Repercussions of Evil<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746/http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_bad_youre_good.jpg.html">http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_ ... d.jpg.html</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 am : <div class="postbody">
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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<br />I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112557im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
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<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112557/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112557im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
<br /><br />Fun!
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112557/http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729">http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />More of his art:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112557/http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm">http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112557im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112557/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112557im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" alt="Image" /></a>
<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112557/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112557im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112557im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112557/http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm">http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112557im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112557im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112557im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2004 1:11 pm : <div class="postbody">
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  <a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859/http://www.davidmccandless.com/funny/goodle.htm#">http://www.davidmccandless.com/funny/goodle.htm#</a>
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 8:57 am : <div class="postbody"><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=2083" class="postlink">Leaked NASA Mars photo</a>
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=2090" class="postlink">The Talent Show Dancer</a>
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=2010" class="postlink">The Christian Game Recommendations Site</a>
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=1848" class="postlink">Funky and wierd flash game</a>
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=1795" class="postlink">Doom3 porn movie ideas</a>
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=1680" class="postlink">An Illusion - what have you been smoking ?</a>
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=1571" class="postlink">A Message from Arnold Schwarzenegger for Doom3World.org</a>
<br /><br />bb_matt's funnies:
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859im_/http://www.3r.co.za/bushboy/flam_lg.gif" alt="Image" /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859im_/http://www.3r.co.za/bushboy/beav_lg.gif" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=1509" class="postlink">funny and interesting articel &amp; funny comics ;D</a></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 6:54 pm : <div class="postbody">German insults 101 for gamers:
<br />(these are real insults from a player, recorded on an actual LAN!)
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859/http://uploads.ungrounded.net/151000/151783_german.swf">http://uploads.ungrounded.net/151000/151783_german.swf</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:13 am : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859im_/http://home.tiscali.de/der_ton/summeranimation.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>bb_matt@Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 5:16 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" />  BNA!
<br /><br />I fit into catergory number 5 from left <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />In fact, I can't tan - well, I can, but it takes me three weeks in the sun to go from pale freckley white to slightly fish pale freckly white, except for face and arms - cooks very codd <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />When I go out in shorts (often in summer) people frequently turn away, blinded by my luminous white legs - I've considered lofting around complementary ass cream to hand out to people at arsehole gatherings <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 9:44 am : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859im_/http://mysite.verizon.net/vze559m7/art/haxorpc.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 9:46 am : <div class="postbody">
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  <a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859/http://www.annthenwhat.com/photoshopped.html">http://www.annthenwhat.com/photoshopped.html</a>
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</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:55 am : <div class="postbody">Sick, scary &amp; funny as hell - what can you ask more?
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859/http://www.subservientchicken.com/">http://www.subservientchicken.com/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 9:55 am : <div class="postbody"><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859/http://www.dumblaws.com/" class="postlink">Dumb Laws</a> - for example New York:
<br /><br /><div class="quotetitle">New York Law wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">    *  A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.<br />    * It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.<br />    * The penalty for jumping off a building is death.<br />    * New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it. That rarely happens, since one party regularly says "no" to the other, or there wouldn't be a reason to dissolve the marriage. If one of the spouses says "no" to the divorce, the other party has to prove that the spouse saying "no" was at fault. Fault could be one of four terrible things. If the spouse has abandoned the other spouse, that is, left the house for a year or if there hasn't been sexual relations for a year (how do you prove that?). Another one of the four terrible things, an oft cited fault, is to assert that the spouse has treated the other spouse with physical or mental cruelty. This is usually the case in most deteriorating marriages, but for the court's purposes, yelling and screaming is not usually enough; pictures of bruises taken in the emergency room might suffice. Divorce will be easy if the spouse has been imprisoned for two or three years. Much more difficult is the last fault, adultery. This keeps a lot of private detectives in business, since lipstick on the collar is not proof. It also means that lawyers get paid to "prove" fault, or on the other side, to show how lame the opposing side's "fault" claim is.<br />    * A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.<br />    * While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.<br />    * Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 10:02 am : <div class="postbody"><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859/http://www.hypocrites.com/pictures/?TopicID=signs">http://www.hypocrites.com/pictures/?TopicID=signs</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic">Images removed because of hotlinking error -Burrito</span></div><br><hr><br/>bb_matt@Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 5:59 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859im_/http://www.3r.co.za/bushboy/stanley.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Sun May 09, 2004 3:12 am : <div class="postbody"><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859/http://www.jesus-action-figure.com/">http://www.jesus-action-figure.com/</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />No description nessecary. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 10:27 am : <div class="postbody">
  <div class="quotetitle">
    <b>Quote:</b>
  </div>
  <div class="quotecontent">The U.N. worldwide conducted a survey. The only question asked was, "Would you please give your most honest opinion about a solution to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a HUGE failure. In Africa They did not know what "FOOD" meant. In Western Europe They did not know what "SHORTAGE" meant. In Eastern Europe They did not know what "OPINION" meant. In the Middle East They did not know what "SOLUTION" meant. In South America They did not know what "PLEASE" meant. &amp; In the USA They did not know what "THE REST OF WORLD" meant.</div>
</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 1:55 pm : <div class="postbody">PIXAR's "The Incredibles" Theatrical Trailer
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859/http://www.pixar.com/theater/trailers/incredibles/index.html">http://www.pixar.com/theater/trailers/i ... index.html</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br /><br />Assembly 2004 invitation by Moppi Productions
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859/http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=12031">http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=12031</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />The Assembly '04 invitation is realtime graphics done so well, i'd feel guilty if i wouldn't share this with you. Expect the music to be most fitting also! Have fun &amp; a happy weekend to everyone!
<br /><br />PS: If you did like the music, there's more at <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859/http://pingstate.nu/sumo/audio.html">http://pingstate.nu/sumo/audio.html</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 6:53 am : <div class="postbody">Rock Paper Saddam
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859/http://www.bigmixup.com/rockpapersaddam/">http://www.bigmixup.com/rockpapersaddam/</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />I almost died laughing.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 5:32 pm : <div class="postbody">One happy little ball of furr
<br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859im_/http://www.lachschon.de/screens/200407/capricose-1090562575.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 5:34 pm : <div class="postbody">Nice one, read it a while back and envy his skill and endurance level <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 6:00 pm : <div class="postbody">Burrito - just in case you miss your post - I've changed it into a standalone topic.
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=2728">http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=2728</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>bb_matt@Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 9:11 am : <div class="postbody">Not sure if this has been posted before or if anyone has already seen it (I'm sure most have - but it's funny anyway )
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859im_/http://www.3r.co.za/bushboy/super_squirrell.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>bb_matt@Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:10 am : <div class="postbody">Another classic :-
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859im_/http://www.3r.co.za/bushboy/bb_lego_dope.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060859im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:35 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">makc wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent"><div class="quotetitle">MBolus wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Just a search engine with a gimmick:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112823/http://www.msdewey.com/">http://www.msdewey.com/</a><!-- m --></div><br />Don't click below if you don't like nipples!<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112823/http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/wet-spots/wet-spots-asking-ms-dewey-to-take-her-clothes-off-222333.php">http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/wet-spots/w ... 222333.php</a><!-- m --></div><br />or you can <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112823/http://www.toxicmagazine.com/680.shtml" class="postlink">skip</a> a click.</div>
<br />Oww, one of those links had some bright pointy thingies that could burn your eyes out. The other one had a link to a vintage Bettie Page vid:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112823/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGOT4yKNNg4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGOT4yKNNg4</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />Reminds me of what one of the girls used to do while serving detention after school. Interestingly, the end of the movie briefly flashes, 
<br />"THE END 
<br />If you liked this movie, you can get more of this type film from 
<br />IRVING KLAW"
<br /><br />Irving Klaw was well known for his fetish/bondage work in the '40s &amp; '50s, but as a result of the Senate Subcommittee on Juvenile Delinquency and related pressure, he ostensibly burned the negatives. <span style="font-size: 75%; line-height: normal">It eventually became known that his sister actually kept a lot of them.</span></div><br><hr><br/>iwantmore@Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:29 pm : <div class="postbody"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 200%; line-height: normal">Merry Bloody Christmas!!</span></span></span>
<br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112823im_/http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b58/toolman66441/bloody1.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>(formerly known as) J03@Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:01 pm : <div class="postbody">that santa hat could use some gloss mapping  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112823im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>makc@Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:15 am : <div class="postbody"><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112823/http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/infotech/view_article.php?article_id=41820" class="postlink">dont go here if you dont like grim jokes</a> but it's funny otherwise.</div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:25 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">makc wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent"><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112823/http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/infotech/view_article.php?article_id=41820" class="postlink">dont go here if you dont like grim jokes</a> but it's funny otherwise.</div>
<br />Crazy story...</div><br><hr><br/>john_doe2@Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:43 pm : <div class="postbody">This is a pretty awesome military video that I found on YouTube. 
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<br /><br />Some of you might not like it because of your political views, but I thought it was pretty sweet.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:34 am : <div class="postbody">This was absolutely hilarious...
<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold">EDIT:</span> I posted a link to a video on youtube but the BBC had them pull it. But this still turns up results...
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112823/http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=top+gear+alabama&amp;search=Search">http://www.youtube.com/results?search_q ... rch=Search</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:51 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>Jack Rammsdell@Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:07 pm : <div class="postbody"><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112823/http://www.bbspot.com/News/2007/02/windows-vista-upgrade-decision-flowchart.html" class="postlink">http://www.bbspot.com/News/2007/02/windows-vista-upgrade-decision-flowchart.html</a> <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112823im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>zeh@Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:48 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">This was absolutely hilarious...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold">EDIT:</span> I posted a link to a video on youtube but the BBC had them pull it. But this still turns up results...<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112823/http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=top+gear+alabama&amp;search=Search">http://www.youtube.com/results?search_q ... rch=Search</a><!-- m --></div>
<br /><br />I guess this is the one?
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112823/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq1xC9WSBE0">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq1xC9WSBE0</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />Hah, this is great <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112823im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 6:18 am : <div class="postbody">Yeah that's the one. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112823im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />"They've shot their own sign." <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112823im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:10 am : <div class="postbody"><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112823/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVbf9tOGwno&amp;eurl=">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVbf9tOGwno&amp;eurl=</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />the only way to properly upgrade.</div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:42 am : <div class="postbody">That was hilarious   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112823im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /><br /><br />Of all things I wasn't expecting him to do THAT to the disc   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112823im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:34 pm : <div class="postbody">FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK
<br /><br />  5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
<br /><br /> 4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the  time
<br />      management course you sent me to."
<br /><br /> 3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably
<br />      got here  just in time!"
<br /><br /> 2. Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards
<br />     when  you put  your ear down real close?"
<br /><br />      And the NUMBER ONE......... best thing to say if you get caught
<br />       sleeping  at your  desk..........................................
<br /><br />  1. Raise your head slowly and say, "....In Jesus' name, Amen."</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:32 am : <div class="postbody">
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  <a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112823/http://www.squizzle.com/movieview.asp?id=2191">http://www.squizzle.com/movieview.asp?id=2191</a>
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</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:52 am : <div class="postbody"><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112823/http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/bohemian-rhapsody-hands-p1.php">http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007 ... nds-p1.php</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />and this is why us Doomers always thought HL2 was kinda wierd...
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112823/http://mods.moddb.com/gallery/image/58027/">http://mods.moddb.com/gallery/image/58027/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 1:27 pm : <div class="postbody">I would have liked to see this monster in Doom3:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112823/http://forums.cgsociety.org/showthread.php?t=490731&amp;utm_source=newsletter&amp;utm_medium=cgchoice&amp;utm_term=490731&amp;utm_content=thumbnail&amp;utm_campaign=20070514">http://forums.cgsociety.org/showthread. ... n=20070514</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 12:23 am : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 12:41 am : <div class="postbody">
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  <a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112823/http://cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20070521">http://cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20070521</a>
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</div><br><hr><br/>pbmax@Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 4:03 am : <div class="postbody">..</div><br><hr><br/>kat@Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 4:05 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">der_ton wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">I would have liked to see this monster in Doom3:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://forums.cgsociety.org/showthread.php?t=490731&amp;utm_source=newsletter&amp;utm_medium=cgchoice&amp;utm_term=490731&amp;utm_content=thumbnail&amp;utm_campaign=20070514">http://forums.cgsociety.org/showthread. ... n=20070514</a><!-- m --></div>Kang!</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 9:06 pm : <div class="postbody">WTF is that?? The coolest picture you will see today!
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/photo-m.phtml?post_key=31764&amp;photo_key=7440">http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/pho ... o_key=7440</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 12:23 am : <div class="postbody">Plen the skating robot.
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBIW7As0nxM&amp;mode=related&amp;search=">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBIW7As0 ... ed&amp;search=</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 5:16 am : <div class="postbody">Wow. That's more impressive than asimo.</div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:36 pm : <div class="postbody">Sick humor video!
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKv2SHhNrW0" class="postlink">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKv2SHhNrW0</a></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:20 pm : <div class="postbody">Huge brand new gorgeous Ratatouille production photos:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://www.filmick.co.uk/2007/06/almost-unfathomably-huge-ratatouille.html">http://www.filmick.co.uk/2007/06/almost ... uille.html</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />More info: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0382932/">http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0382932/</a><!-- m -->
<br />Why is it that i'm such a high-res whore?</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:34 pm : <div class="postbody">
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  <a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://www.zombiekitten.net/monorail-cat/">http://www.zombiekitten.net/monorail-cat/</a>
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</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:07 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://www.troyhoshor.com/images/seinfeld/QMan_JB_SaS_802_Seinfeld_Wars.jpg" class="postlink">Hard not to laugh.</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>Jack Rammsdell@Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:18 am : <div class="postbody">Installing Linux on a Badger.... howto..<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://www.strangehorizons.com/2004/20040405/badger.shtml" class="postlink">http://www.strangehorizons.com/2004/20040405/badger.shtml</a></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:38 am : <div class="postbody">Crysis Mass Physics...<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaHS-y_mapQ">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaHS-y_mapQ</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Crysis Mass Physics...<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaHS-y_mapQ">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaHS-y_mapQ</a><!-- m --></div><br /><br />wow... wish doom 3 could offload physics to the GPU.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>pbmax@Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:56 pm : <div class="postbody">
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  <a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0">http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0</a>
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</div><br><hr><br/>Darkr0nin@Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:35 am : <div class="postbody">Has anyone posted this yet?<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=SrPIRYhdnqs" class="postlink">http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=SrPIRYhdnqs</a><br />The sequel: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=aW5M8QxN2kU" class="postlink">http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=aW5M8QxN2kU</a></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:06 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Darkr0nin wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Has anyone posted this yet?<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=SrPIRYhdnqs" class="postlink">http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=SrPIRYhdnqs</a><br />The sequel: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=aW5M8QxN2kU" class="postlink">http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=aW5M8QxN2kU</a></div><br />The second one is best! BEAR-BLASTING!!!<br />The fun thing is, this is based on a real advertising for some energy drink!<br /><br />Mario RickRoll: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uZr3JWYdy8">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uZr3JWYdy8</a><!-- m --><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046im_/http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb98/freddygizmo/Rick20Astley20Commitments.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:15 pm : <div class="postbody">Brawndo Ad! (Brawndo is a "Gatorate" stile drink from the movie Idiocracy that you actually can buy as a marketing scheme). It is based on "Rondo" that was sold in the 70's-80's.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:17 am : <div class="postbody"><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://www.newseum.org/media/tfp_archive/2007-12-14/pdf/ID_LMT.pdf" class="postlink">Dude gets featured in 2 separate front-page photos!</a> (He let somebody down and made them cry, so obviously he's no Rick Astley.)</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 8:36 pm : <div class="postbody">Cutest picture on the internet...that cat should be an actor!<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1582/cookiesx3.jpg">http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1582/cookiesx3.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>BJA@Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:07 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Cutest picture on the internet...that cat should be an actor!<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1582/cookiesx3.jpg">http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1582/cookiesx3.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br />Reminds me of the cat from the movie "shrek". Never knew that cats can look that cute/sad, always thought only dogs are able to do that <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><br /><br />Here's one for christmas:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wskT6YfVB6E">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wskT6YfVB6E</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>zeh@Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:44 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">MBolus wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent"><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://www.newseum.org/media/tfp_archive/2007-12-14/pdf/ID_LMT.pdf" class="postlink">Dude gets featured in 2 separate front-page photos!</a> (He let somebody down and made them cry, so obviously he's no Rick Astley.)</div><br /><br />Well, color me impressed, the story <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://www.lmtribune.com/index.php?page=archives&amp;orderbydate=0&amp;pterms=zip+trip&amp;byline=&amp;startdate=12%2F2%2F2007&amp;enddate=12%2F25%2F2007" class="postlink">seems to be true</a>.<br /><br />Follow-up:<br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent"><span style="font-weight: bold">Photos have police seeing double</span><br /><span style="font-size: 85%; line-height: normal">The blue- and black-checkered jacket, and dark-colored, hooded sweatshirt were dead giveaways to Tribune readers, and police.</span><br /><br />Michael Millhouse, of Millhouse Signs in Lewiston, said he liked the photograph of himself on the front page of Thursday's Tribune, painting some Christmas greetings onto the windows of a downtown Lewiston business.<br /><br />It was the second image on the page, about an inch below, the 43-year-old Millhouse, of Clarkston, didn't find so flattering.<br /><br />That one, taken from a video surveillance camera at the clarkston Zip Trip on Bridge Street, showed him standing inside the convenience store.<br /><br />The image ran alongside a story about the apparent theft of a woman's wallet at the store by a man, whom police hadn't identified and who was being sought for questioning. The story described how 19-year-old Jami Johnson of Lewiston had forgotten her wallet on the counter at the store, loaded with $600 cash, three credit cards, her Social Security card and driver's license. She'd just cashed her paycheck, she said, and needed the money for Christmas.<br /><br />Video screens, from multiple angles, showed Millhouse snatching the wallet and leaving the store with it.<br /><br />The two pictures, running one above the other, led to Millhouse's arrest Thursday and the recovery of Johnson's wallet.<br /><br />Phone calls flooded the Tribune from readers hoping to be the first to connect the dots and nab the Christmas Grinch.<br /><br />"I didn't do what the media has put out there," Millhouse said. "I'm not just a fat guy that walks around Zip Trip eating beef sticks and drinking coffee."<br /><br />But he did admit taking the wallet.<br /><br />"Our editors (Wednesday) night noticed the similarities in the two photos," said Paul Emerson, Tribune managing editor. "We are not crime-stoppers here. It is just a weird coincidence. If it did solve a crime, I'm glad it happened. I have seen nothing like this in my 26 years as Tribune managing editor."<br /><br />A Tribune employee originally alerted police about 3 a.m. Thursday to the obvious similarities between the men in both pictures. The employee wanted police to see the front page before Millhouse did.<br /><br />The employee pointed out millhouse was clearly the man police were seeking, sporting his blue - and black - checkered jacket and dark - colored, hooded sweatshirt in both pictures.<br /><br />Clarkston police officer Jeremy Maguire contacted millhouse, and he was arrested.<br /><br />Millhouse was charged with second - degree theft, and appeared in Asotin County Superior Court and eventually was released from jail after a $5, 000 bond was posted.<br /><br />Asotin County Prosecutor Ben Nichols said Millhouse is scheduled to be back in court Monday for arraignment.<br /><br />Millhouse initially denied taking the wallet, authorities said. He later told police he took it because he thought it was his wife's. The wallet allegedly was found at his business. The money was gone, but the credit cards, Social Security card and driver's license were still there, police said.<br /><br />"Video camera evidence has assisted us in solving a lot of crimes," Clarkston Police Chief Joel Hastings said. "But we have never had a situation quite like this in my memory."<br /><br />Hastings said the pictures ending up next to each other in the newspaper was a fortunate coincidence.<br /><br />Millhouse told the Tribune he picked up the wallet intending to return it to its owner sometime on Tuesday, but got bogged down with work and forgot about the wallet he'd left at his business. He was bogged down with work on Wednesday, too, when he was spotted by Tribune photographer Kyle Mills, who snapped pictures of Millhouse as he decorated windows.<br /><br />He didn't hand the wallet over to store employees, he said, because it had a better chance of being returned to the owner with all its contents if he handled the situation. His only mistake, he said, was not returning it sooner.<br /><br />"I don't return purses every day for a living," Millhouse said.<br /><br />In a signed statement to police, Millhouse said taking the wallet was the "most stupid decision of my life, that I should be ashamed for the rest of my life," according to the court document. "Not only was it wrong, but it was against my morals as a person of faith."<br /><br />Millhouse continued in the statement, saying he wanted to "right the wrong I created."<br /><br />"I always liked the Grinch. I guess I am one," he said in the interview with the Tribune. "I am sorry for embarrassing the community and being the Grinch this year."<br /><br />"It was amazing," Johnson said of getting her wallet back. Authorities told her that Millhouse, if found guilty, would have to pay restitution for the money.<br /><br />"I feel the paper and everybody did a great job," said Paul Johnson, 45, of Clarkston, Jami Johnson's father. "I believe in karma. What he did was wrong and he needed to be caught."</div></div><br><hr><br/>pbmax@Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:57 pm : <div class="postbody"><span style="font-weight: bold">Messin' with Sasquatch Commercials</span><br /><br />1. <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpTXjxU3WLQ">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpTXjxU3WLQ</a><!-- m --><br />2. <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVM62idO9MA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVM62idO9MA</a><!-- m --><br />3. <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIUKjpBo_OM">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIUKjpBo_OM</a><!-- m --><br />4. <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113046/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfp2gOOaR-g">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfp2gOOaR-g</a><!-- m --><br /><br />omg, these are so funny. i've watched them over and over and still giggle like a little school girl each and every time.</div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">pbmax wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent"><span style="font-weight: bold">Messin' with Sasquatch Commercials</span></div><br />Don't forget this one:<br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2d_m2OVa_g&amp;feature=related" class="postlink">Water Bowl Prank</a></div><br><hr><br/>Darkr0nin@Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:11 pm : <div class="postbody">In the spirit of Christmas: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oCOQHtQvZo&amp;feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oCOQHtQ ... re=related</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:59 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap, my e-mail is EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br /><div class="attachtitle">Attachment:</div><div class="attachcontent">			<img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/download/file.php?id=50" alt="evil_mail.jpg" /><br /><span class="gensmall">evil_mail.jpg [ 15.77 KB | Viewed 824 times ]</span>
		
		<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:30 pm : <div class="postbody">lol, last one is from betruger... you should read some you know <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" title="Wink" /></div><br><hr><br/>Ivan_the_B@Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:24 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">6th Venom wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">lol, last one is from betruger... you should read some you know <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" title="Wink" /></div><br />Haha  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:20 pm : <div class="postbody">like no other - CryEngine 2 <br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /><br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957/http://www.gametrailers.com/player/30965.html">http://www.gametrailers.com/player/30965.html</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:31 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">6th Venom wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">lol, last one is from betruger... you should read some you know <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" title="Wink" /></div><br /><br />never got an e-mail from the pope!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:10 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" />
</div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:39 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957/http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1803224/" class="postlink">The most powerful weapon ever.</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>pbmax@Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:47 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Dinky wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent"><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957/http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1803224/" class="postlink">The most powerful weapon ever.</a></div><br /><br />LOL. good one.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU&amp;feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7Zu ... re=related</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:48 am : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:30 am : <div class="postbody">I don't know if you guys have ever heard of Improv Everywhere, but they do some pretty funny and unique stuff!<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwMj3PJDxuo&amp;feature=related" class="postlink">Frozen Grand Central</a><br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D8cZJ8a6Xc" class="postlink">A little info on Improv Anywhere</a><br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957/http://improveverywhere.com/" class="postlink">Improv Anywhere website</a></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:16 am : <div class="postbody"><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957/http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntq3KtA8IGo&amp;NR=1">http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntq3KtA8IGo&amp;NR=1</a><!-- m --><br />First time i see that, really great! Mario Vs Cyberdemon!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:17 am : <div class="postbody">Here's a neat little program to tinker with ...<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957/http://www.phun.at/">http://www.phun.at/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:20 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957/http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/" class="postlink">Stuff White People Like</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:26 am : <div class="postbody">Here's Sponge Bob, mixed with anime drama:<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2avdf289OY" class="postlink">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2avdf289OY</a></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:16 pm : <div class="postbody">Hilarious vid of these guys giving a fake live presentation of a horrible game. Probably the neatest thing about it is they used id Tech 3.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957/http://revver.com/video/104398/grrf-gaming-response-research-foundation/">http://revver.com/video/104398/grrf-gam ... oundation/</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Speaking of Sponge-Bob, he is holding a Gauntlet in this video. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:29 pm : <div class="postbody">This one is excelent... a damn "original" game!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:12 am : <div class="postbody">Ok, despite the fact that I think Rickrolling is a very strange internet sensation and I hope it goes away... I can't pass up an opportunity like this.<br /><br />Rickroll the Mets!<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957/http://www.rickrollthemets.com/">http://www.rickrollthemets.com/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:35 pm : <div class="postbody">Conan being hilarious:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112957/http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4401082385838966559&amp;pr=goog-sl">http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... pr=goog-sl</a><!-- m --><br /><br />This clip is from one of the "Writer's Strike" episodes. It seems that Conan O' Brien's show is freaking hilarious without writers. With the writers, they run funny bits but they do it over and over again, so it gets old and dull. The writers strike forced Conan to do some new stuff, and it turned out to be hilarious. There's a clip somewhere on the net of a highlight reel of their "Writer's Strike" bits; I encourage watching that as well. Conan is definitely funnier without writers.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
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  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/scrabbAllah.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Gunman@Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg</div><br />nice picture, i might put it on my desktop! <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm : <div class="postbody">These are the most recent search strings that brought people to my website.<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736im_/http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2554/searchesmay2320089amfu4.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>chiapas@Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 am : <div class="postbody">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:43 pm : <div class="postbody">Chainsaw Maid<br /><br />(warning graphical violence, blood and guts depicted in claymation await you)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113250/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:34 am : <div class="postbody">BMW Museum's kinetic sculpture<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113250/http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the-bmw-museums-kinetic-sculpture-takes-your-brain-to-another-d/">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the- ... another-d/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:47 pm : <div class="postbody">
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  <a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113250/http://www.allowe.com/Humor/sightgagbrowser.php?j=1382">http://www.allowe.com/Humor/sightgagbrowser.php?j=1382</a>
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</div><br><hr><br/>chuckdood@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:40 pm : <div class="postbody">man, Chainsaw Maid is SO BRUTAL!   that's classic.</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:32 am : <div class="postbody">some site visitors I have had...<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113250im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113250im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1a.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113250im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit2.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113250im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit3.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113250im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>pbmax@Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:38 am : <div class="postbody">Staw Wars Holiday TV Special (1978)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113250/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg</a><!-- m --><br /><br />WOW!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113250im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:05 pm : <div class="postbody">Web Spider<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113250/http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/">http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:10 pm : <div class="postbody">Like Ice in the Sunshine<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113250/http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8</a><!-- m --> *sniff*<br /><br />German 80s cult cinema commercial of my youth...</div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:52 pm : <div class="postbody">more classical music tunes<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-88Wf-5Dy8&amp;feature=related<br /></div><br /><br />damn no idea how i could miss suspiria - thought i saw them all. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113250im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" /><br /><br />anyway more dance tunes <br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gETByzuOdM&amp;feature=related<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">TheSuffering - "bad for your very soul" - 3rdPerson horror for free. Be warned ...<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2008/09/26/free-suffering/<br /></div><br /><br />found here (see demos, indie box to the right)<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com<br /></div><br /><br />take a look into the "Bootleg Demakes Competition" <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113250im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" />, under "Team Fortress 2D" ...</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:31 pm : <div class="postbody">YouTube Super HD<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113250/http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/">http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:22 pm : <div class="postbody">Doom: Repercussions of Evil<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113250/http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_bad_youre_good.jpg.html">http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_ ... d.jpg.html</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">Not for kids (contains some language and references): <br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113250/http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;VideoID=46453069" class="postlink">Eddie Griffin responds to a question about Michael Jackson</a></div><br><hr><br/>bb_matt@Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:13 am : <div class="postbody">It's one of those picture type days :- (this one is an animated gif, people on 56k wait a bit to see the animation)
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117im_/http://www.3r.co.za/bushboy/noname.gif" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>jgreenburg@Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 3:54 pm : <div class="postbody">Here's a funny place with movies, Pictures, and games 
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117/http://www.ebaumsworld.com/index2.shtml" class="postlink">http://www.ebaumsworld.com/index2.shtml</a></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 11:24 pm : <div class="postbody">You either love the art of Don Hertzfeldt or hate it - or maybe something inbetween.
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117/http://www.bitterfilms.com/ta_wt_03.html">http://www.bitterfilms.com/ta_wt_03.html</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />sick.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>jgreenburg@Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 4:06 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">http://www.bitterfilms.com/ta_wt_03.html </div>
<br /><br />reminded me of this: 
<br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117/http://www.happytreefriends.com/" class="postlink">http://www.happytreefriends.com</a></div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 5:12 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">jgreenburg wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">http://www.bitterfilms.com/ta_wt_03.html </div><br /><br />reminded me of this: <br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117/http://www.happytreefriends.com/" class="postlink">http://www.happytreefriends.com</a></div>
<br /><br />Those two sites are really awesome!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 9:23 pm : <div class="postbody">The Internet would be half the fun without flash...
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117/http://www.sticky.tv/game/cyrkam_airtos/">http://www.sticky.tv/game/cyrkam_airtos/</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>bb_matt@Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:19 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117im_/http://www.3r.co.za/bushboy/photoshopit.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>Overmind1984@Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 8:55 am : <div class="postbody">Everyone should learn engrish, it would make the world a better place
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117/http://www.engrish.com/">http://www.engrish.com/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:23 pm : <div class="postbody">
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  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117im_/http://www.3r.co.za/bushboy/edna_lg.gif" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 7:43 pm : <div class="postbody">
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  <a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117/http://web.okaygo.co.uk/apps/letters/flashcom/">http://web.okaygo.co.uk/apps/letters/flashcom/</a>
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</div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 11:30 pm : <div class="postbody">A little ping pong spoof on Matrix bullet time:
<br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117/http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pingpong.php" class="postlink">http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pingpong.php</a></div><br><hr><br/>amckern-2@Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:48 am : <div class="postbody">Some of these are (R) Rated, so just be warned
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/FACE.GIF" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/Back_up.gif" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/Exterminator.gif" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/GEORDIEVERSION1.gif" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/MCDRUGS.JPG" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/STEAM2.GIF" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/SLEDGE1.GIF" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/airbag.gif" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/avy2.JPG" alt="Image" /> &lt; My sig in its orignal form
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/bang.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/borken-rib-ps.gif" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/corner.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/cid_004701.gif" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/horsepower.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/techcupport.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/monopoly-xp.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">DUST<br /><br />&lt;Raeven0&gt; CTs somehow going through sealed doors to stop the destruction of random, seemingly unimportant crates in the middle of a convenient desert stronghold<br /><br />---------------------<br /><br />AZTECH<br /><br />&lt;InsaneSingingBlender&gt; ct's have to drop into ancient ruins just to stop destruction of nothing and 3 crates<br /><br />---------------------<br /><br />ASSAULT<br /><br />&lt;Raeven0&gt; infiltrate a rather uninfiltratable fortress guarded by 16 Middle-Eastern men with Soviet weapons to rescue construction workers too stupid to go through eight-foot doorways without getting stuck<br /></div>
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117/http://www.ammahls.com/random/mirc%20funnys.txt">http://www.ammahls.com/random/mirc%20funnys.txt</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />AND
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117/http://www.ammahls.com/random/">http://www.ammahls.com/random/</a><!-- m --> has about 200 more things to chuckle over
<br /><br />Adam</div><br><hr><br/>awaregamer@Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 6:15 pm : <div class="postbody">Best forum thread I ever read in my life !
<br /><br />Love the Steam thingy ~</div><br><hr><br/>amckern-2@Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 11:59 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" />
</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 5:55 pm : <div class="postbody">Mildly funny forum "How to" made for the Steam boards:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117/http://www.trials-shack.co.uk/posting.html">http://www.trials-shack.co.uk/posting.html</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 6:01 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Mildly funny forum "How to" made for the Steam boards:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117/http://www.trials-shack.co.uk/posting.html">http://www.trials-shack.co.uk/posting.html</a><!-- m --></div>
<br /><br />This I found hilarious!
<br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:02 pm : <div class="postbody">Not funny but what the heck, maybe it even makes you think about it...
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117/http://homepage.mac.com/njenson/movies/underwear.html">http://homepage.mac.com/njenson/movies/underwear.html</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:44 pm : <div class="postbody">How Google works (honestly!):
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117/http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html">http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:01 am : <div class="postbody">This thing is flat out awesome...
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061117/http://www.deviantart.com/view/11117398/">http://www.deviantart.com/view/11117398/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>goliathvt@Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:42 pm : <div class="postbody">Heh... okay, okay, I really gotta get back to work after tinkering w/ this thing for waaay too long.  Heheh!  Thanks for the cool find rich!</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 3:47 pm : <div class="postbody">And again, Microsoft explained it to me and i understood (finally):
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041/http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx">http://www.microsoft.com/athome/securit ... dtalk.mspx</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>Spiritmongerer@Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 4:13 pm : <div class="postbody">ROFL, it's about time I learned Leetspeak, and from the source I least expected, too..</div><br><hr><br/>c--b@Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 8:52 pm : <div class="postbody">Best. Comics. Ever.
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041/http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html">http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />Interesting video.
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041/http://www.c-monandkypski.nl/video/shittybum.swf">http://www.c-monandkypski.nl/video/shittybum.swf</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />Do Stuff.
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041/http://web.okaygo.co.uk/apps/letters/flashcom/">http://web.okaygo.co.uk/apps/letters/flashcom/</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041/http://www.humanclock.com/index.php?n=1&amp;jsform=1&amp;BT=56">http://www.humanclock.com/index.php?n=1&amp;jsform=1&amp;BT=56</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />Fun game.
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041/http://www.eyezmaze.com/vanilla/">http://www.eyezmaze.com/vanilla/</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />You might easily waste a bit of time here...
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041/http://www.mrwong.de/myhouse/index.htm">http://www.mrwong.de/myhouse/index.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />That is all.</div><br><hr><br/>De@Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 9:52 pm : <div class="postbody">LOL
<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">Leet words possibly indicating illegal activity:<br /><br />"pwn": A typo-deliberate version of own, a slang term that means to dominate. This could also be spelled "0\/\/n3d" or "pwn3d," among other variations. Online video game bullies or "griefers" often use this term.</div>
<br /><br />pwn? illegal activity??? LOL</div><br><hr><br/>butmunch@Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 10:54 pm : <div class="postbody"><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041/http://members.iinet.net.au/~afleay/cow/">http://members.iinet.net.au/~afleay/cow/</a><!-- m -->
<br />Here's something that'll brighten up your day. Well it brightened up mine.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 10:28 am : <div class="postbody">John Romero opened up a new section of his site <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041/http://www.rome.ro/" class="postlink">http://www.rome.ro</a>, called "Game Music and Remixes".
<br /><br />Check it out, also the sites he links to!
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041/http://www.rome.ro/vgm.php">http://www.rome.ro/vgm.php</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 2:16 am : <div class="postbody">A nice short film i just saw (uses 3ds Max &amp; After Effects, and includes some making-of sheets):
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041/http://delivery.framebox.de/">http://delivery.framebox.de/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 5:29 am : <div class="postbody"><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041/http://www.thetoiletonline.com/leaveit.htm">http://www.thetoiletonline.com/leaveit.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041/http://www.thetoiletonline.com/leaveit2.htm">http://www.thetoiletonline.com/leaveit2.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />These were very well done and funny too.</div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:05 am : <div class="postbody">California mom makes <span style="font-weight: bold">911 call</span> demanding sheriff's deputy be dispatched to Burger King to make sure that her <span style="font-weight: bold">cheeseburger</span> is made her way. 
<br /><!-- w --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041/http://www.compfused.com/directlink/751/">http://www.compfused.com/directlink/751/</a><!-- w --> (Audio)
<br /><br /><span style="font-size: 75%; line-height: normal">Also, a reminder: if you have to pull over to go to the bathroom in someone's field, first make sure it's not patrolled by a lonely donkey. <br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041/http://www.compfused.com/directlink/750/">http://www.compfused.com/directlink/750/</a><!-- m --> (Video)</span></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:24 am : <div class="postbody">I'm sorry but that lady is a fucking dolt. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>butmunch@Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:31 pm : <div class="postbody">Ok if this wont cheer you up then your a rock <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /><br /><br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041/http://www.funpic.hu/funblog.click.php?id=674&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funpic.hu%2Fswf%2Fbigredbutton.swf&amp;en">http://www.funpic.hu/funblog.click.php? ... ton.swf&amp;en</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 2:30 am : <div class="postbody">Here are a few examples of current lenticular art:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041/http://www.eyethinkinc.com/lifetiles/videos/nczoo.wmv">http://www.eyethinkinc.com/lifetiles/videos/nczoo.wmv</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041/http://www.eyethinkinc.com/lifetiles/lifetiles_videos.html">http://www.eyethinkinc.com/lifetiles/li ... ideos.html</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />I generally prefer making holograms, but I've always liked this medium also.</div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:43 am : <div class="postbody">Soon-to-be-ex-wife sells dude's Lotus on Ebay for about a dollar. Here's a link to the Ebay page, if it hasn't been deleted yet. 
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041/http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;category=2192&amp;item=4556985749&amp;rd=1">http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 85749&amp;rd=1</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 6:07 am : <div class="postbody">I feel sorry for the poor fella who buys it. You know as soon as the husband finds out what she did he's going to report the car stolen.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:14 am : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>breakerfall@Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:00 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">I feel sorry for the poor fella who buys it. You know as soon as the husband finds out what she did he's going to report the car stolen.</div>
<br /><br />He can't, the car was in her name. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /><br /><br />The chump deserved it anyway.</div><br><hr><br/>Arius@Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 12:53 pm : <div class="postbody">One url to rule them all: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041/http://b3ta.com/">http://b3ta.com/</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />Check the archives.
<br /><br />I didn't check the 3 previous pages, so sorry if this ones already been posted.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:27 pm : <div class="postbody">Pi to one MILLION decimal places, if you ever need it:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061041/http://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.com/">http://3.141592653589793238462643383279 ... 44592.com/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:41 pm : <div class="postbody">Somethingawful Photoshop Phridays:
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<br /><br />Priceless!!</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:21 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243im_/http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/3092/unbenannt1kopie0zs.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />Nice interactive Superglue commercial.
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243/http://infectous.plugin.com.br/reality/">http://infectous.plugin.com.br/reality/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:23 pm : <div class="postbody">My contribution...
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243im_/http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/rich_is_bored/General%20Purpose/Weee.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>SnoopJeDi@Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:08 am : <div class="postbody">Shameless plug:
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243im_/http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/7834/cdoom0uu.png" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>Crylar@Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:31 pm : <div class="postbody">Hehe, Uber cool thing.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:53 am : <div class="postbody">Something new using Flash, more entertaining then TV...
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243/http://www.little-planet.net/bush/1.swf">http://www.little-planet.net/bush/1.swf</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Bauul@Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:53 pm : <div class="postbody">Lol, that is more entertaining than TV!
<br /><br />I posted this on another thread but I think it deserves a permemant place here:
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243/http://pya.cc/pyaimg/pimg.php?imgid=14192" class="postlink">http://pya.cc/pyaimg/pimg.php?imgid=14192</a>
<br /><br />This little guy gives me the creeps more than a hundred cyberdemons, he's evil I say, EVIL.  And harder to beat, no mere soul cube could defeat this little blighter.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 6:02 pm : <div class="postbody">Great clip about America...and what it is all about!
<br /><br />You have to love 'em!!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /><br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243/http://www.bpninc.com/evideo/video_mac_hi.mov">http://www.bpninc.com/evideo/video_mac_hi.mov</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />I'm off for barbecue now...</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 12:34 am : <div class="postbody"><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243/http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/comedian.html">http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/comedian.html</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />Fantastic movie trailer spoof...
<br /><br />"I like it in here!"  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:11 am : <div class="postbody">I'm sorry, but i'm soo funny today!
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<br /><br />Addictive!! My highscore is 254, btw (first try).</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 5:20 am : <div class="postbody">That's so cool that they got the "movie voiceover guy" to participate in that trailer. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 3:31 pm : <div class="postbody">Here's another little dynamic video, which varies somewhat based upon local conditions, so that it will never quite be the same when viewed from different locations or on different days:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243/http://www.theunseenvideo.com/makingOf_en.html">http://www.theunseenvideo.com/makingOf_en.html</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 5:38 pm : <div class="postbody">This is an improved version of the Flash Earth mapper. It starts out with a view of the globe, and has multiple options beyond moving and zooming, including optional labels of continents, countries, states, cities, landmarks, and streets. It offers choice of MSN or Google data. 
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243/http://www.flashearth.com/">http://www.flashearth.com/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Vorac1ous@Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 7:02 am : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:58 am : <div class="postbody">Man this is just awesome...rant...rant...rant and more rant <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243/http://www.ranting-gryphon.com/rants.htm">http://www.ranting-gryphon.com/rants.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />I hate sequels
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243/http://www.ranting-gryphon.com/Rants/2rant-sequels.mp3">http://www.ranting-gryphon.com/Rants/2rant-sequels.mp3</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:17 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">_shank wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man this is just awesome...rant...rant...rant and more rant <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243/http://www.ranting-gryphon.com/rants.htm">http://www.ranting-gryphon.com/rants.htm</a><!-- m --><br /><br />I hate sequels<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243/http://www.ranting-gryphon.com/Rants/2rant-sequels.mp3">http://www.ranting-gryphon.com/Rants/2rant-sequels.mp3</a><!-- m --></div>
<br /><br />That's great. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:19 am : <div class="postbody">I splittet the "Look where i live" part, please continue here:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/posting.php?mode=reply&amp;t=12087">http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/postin ... ly&amp;t=12087</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:27 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">_shank wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">I hate sequels<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243/http://www.ranting-gryphon.com/Rants/2rant-sequels.mp3">http://www.ranting-gryphon.com/Rants/2rant-sequels.mp3</a><!-- m --></div>
<br />He rants about Cinederella II...see whats coming up next?
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243/http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465940/">http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465940/</a><!-- m -->!</div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:06 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">He rants about Cinederella II...see whats coming up next? <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243/http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465940/">http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465940/</a><!-- m -->!</div>
<br />Excuse me while I digest that...
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243im_/http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/9000/exorcistanimatedvomit0re.gif" alt="Image" /><br /><br />Well, look at the bright side: maybe the world will end before 2007.</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:59 pm : <div class="postbody"><span style="font-weight: bold">All about PrimalTheory</span>
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<br />73.00 f****** posts per day
<br /><br />thats must be a record <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061243im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>PrimalTheory@Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:43 pm : <div class="postbody">o0oo memberbashing are we?
<br />If you havent noticed, i havent gone to sleep in the last 3 days, nothing but mapping and posting and jamming to metal...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 am : <div class="postbody">
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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<br /><br />Awsome!
<br />I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318/http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/">http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/</a><!-- m -->
<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
<br /><br />Fun!
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<br /><br />More of his art:
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<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" alt="Image" /></a>
<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318/http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm">http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113072318im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 am : <div class="postbody">
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:22 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">mac wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm</div>
<br /><br />Awsome!
<br />I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060843im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060843/http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/">http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/</a><!-- m -->
<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060843/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060843im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
<br /><br />Fun!
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060843/http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729">http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />More of his art:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060843/http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm">http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060843im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060843/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060843im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" alt="Image" /></a>
<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060843/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060843im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060843im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060843/http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm">http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060843im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060843im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060843im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">pbmax wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent"><span style="font-weight: bold">Messin' with Sasquatch Commercials</span></div><br />Don't forget this one:<br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2d_m2OVa_g&amp;feature=related" class="postlink">Water Bowl Prank</a></div><br><hr><br/>Darkr0nin@Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:11 pm : <div class="postbody">In the spirit of Christmas: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oCOQHtQvZo&amp;feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oCOQHtQ ... re=related</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:59 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap, my e-mail is EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br /><div class="attachtitle">Attachment:</div><div class="attachcontent">			<img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/download/file.php?id=50" alt="evil_mail.jpg" /><br /><span class="gensmall">evil_mail.jpg [ 15.77 KB | Viewed 823 times ]</span>
		
		<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:30 pm : <div class="postbody">lol, last one is from betruger... you should read some you know <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" title="Wink" /></div><br><hr><br/>Ivan_the_B@Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:24 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">6th Venom wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">lol, last one is from betruger... you should read some you know <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" title="Wink" /></div><br />Haha  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:20 pm : <div class="postbody">like no other - CryEngine 2 <br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /><br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802/http://www.gametrailers.com/player/30965.html">http://www.gametrailers.com/player/30965.html</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:31 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">6th Venom wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">lol, last one is from betruger... you should read some you know <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" title="Wink" /></div><br /><br />never got an e-mail from the pope!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:10 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" />
</div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:39 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802/http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1803224/" class="postlink">The most powerful weapon ever.</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>pbmax@Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:47 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Dinky wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent"><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802/http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1803224/" class="postlink">The most powerful weapon ever.</a></div><br /><br />LOL. good one.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU&amp;feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7Zu ... re=related</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:48 am : <div class="postbody">
<!-- m -->
  <a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvn8wsIrHag">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvn8wsIrHag</a>
<!-- m -->
</div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:30 am : <div class="postbody">I don't know if you guys have ever heard of Improv Everywhere, but they do some pretty funny and unique stuff!<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwMj3PJDxuo&amp;feature=related" class="postlink">Frozen Grand Central</a><br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D8cZJ8a6Xc" class="postlink">A little info on Improv Anywhere</a><br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802/http://improveverywhere.com/" class="postlink">Improv Anywhere website</a></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:16 am : <div class="postbody"><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802/http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntq3KtA8IGo&amp;NR=1">http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntq3KtA8IGo&amp;NR=1</a><!-- m --><br />First time i see that, really great! Mario Vs Cyberdemon!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:17 am : <div class="postbody">Here's a neat little program to tinker with ...<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802/http://www.phun.at/">http://www.phun.at/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:20 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802/http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/" class="postlink">Stuff White People Like</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:26 am : <div class="postbody">Here's Sponge Bob, mixed with anime drama:<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2avdf289OY" class="postlink">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2avdf289OY</a></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:16 pm : <div class="postbody">Hilarious vid of these guys giving a fake live presentation of a horrible game. Probably the neatest thing about it is they used id Tech 3.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802/http://revver.com/video/104398/grrf-gaming-response-research-foundation/">http://revver.com/video/104398/grrf-gam ... oundation/</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Speaking of Sponge-Bob, he is holding a Gauntlet in this video. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:29 pm : <div class="postbody">This one is excelent... a damn "original" game!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:12 am : <div class="postbody">Ok, despite the fact that I think Rickrolling is a very strange internet sensation and I hope it goes away... I can't pass up an opportunity like this.<br /><br />Rickroll the Mets!<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802/http://www.rickrollthemets.com/">http://www.rickrollthemets.com/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:35 pm : <div class="postbody">Conan being hilarious:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044802/http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4401082385838966559&amp;pr=goog-sl">http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... pr=goog-sl</a><!-- m --><br /><br />This clip is from one of the "Writer's Strike" episodes. It seems that Conan O' Brien's show is freaking hilarious without writers. With the writers, they run funny bits but they do it over and over again, so it gets old and dull. The writers strike forced Conan to do some new stuff, and it turned out to be hilarious. There's a clip somewhere on the net of a highlight reel of their "Writer's Strike" bits; I encourage watching that as well. Conan is definitely funnier without writers.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
  <br />
  <br />
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/scrabbAllah.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Gunman@Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg</div><br />nice picture, i might put it on my desktop! <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm : <div class="postbody">These are the most recent search strings that brought people to my website.<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2554/searchesmay2320089amfu4.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>chiapas@Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 am : <div class="postbody">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044247/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
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  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
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Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112736/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:43 pm : <div class="postbody">Chainsaw Maid<br /><br />(warning graphical violence, blood and guts depicted in claymation await you)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:34 am : <div class="postbody">BMW Museum's kinetic sculpture<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746/http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the-bmw-museums-kinetic-sculpture-takes-your-brain-to-another-d/">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the- ... another-d/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:47 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>chuckdood@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:40 pm : <div class="postbody">man, Chainsaw Maid is SO BRUTAL!   that's classic.</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:32 am : <div class="postbody">some site visitors I have had...<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1a.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit2.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit3.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>pbmax@Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:38 am : <div class="postbody">Staw Wars Holiday TV Special (1978)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg</a><!-- m --><br /><br />WOW!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:05 pm : <div class="postbody">Web Spider<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746/http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/">http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:10 pm : <div class="postbody">Like Ice in the Sunshine<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746/http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8</a><!-- m --> *sniff*<br /><br />German 80s cult cinema commercial of my youth...</div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:52 pm : <div class="postbody">more classical music tunes<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-88Wf-5Dy8&amp;feature=related<br /></div><br /><br />damn no idea how i could miss suspiria - thought i saw them all. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" /><br /><br />anyway more dance tunes <br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gETByzuOdM&amp;feature=related<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">TheSuffering - "bad for your very soul" - 3rdPerson horror for free. Be warned ...<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2008/09/26/free-suffering/<br /></div><br /><br />found here (see demos, indie box to the right)<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com<br /></div><br /><br />take a look into the "Bootleg Demakes Competition" <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" />, under "Team Fortress 2D" ...</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:31 pm : <div class="postbody">YouTube Super HD<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746/http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/">http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:22 pm : <div class="postbody">Doom: Repercussions of Evil<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081113044746/http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_bad_youre_good.jpg.html">http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_ ... d.jpg.html</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:43 pm : <div class="postbody">Chainsaw Maid<br /><br />(warning graphical violence, blood and guts depicted in claymation await you)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113250/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:34 am : <div class="postbody">BMW Museum's kinetic sculpture<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113250/http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the-bmw-museums-kinetic-sculpture-takes-your-brain-to-another-d/">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the- ... another-d/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:47 pm : <div class="postbody">
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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<br /><br />Awsome!
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060916/http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/">http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/</a><!-- m -->
<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060916/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060916im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
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<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060916im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
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<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060916/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060916im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060916im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
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<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060916im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060916im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
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<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061457/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061457im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
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<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061457im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061457/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061457im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" alt="Image" /></a>
<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061457/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061457im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061457im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
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<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061457im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061457im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:22 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">mac wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm</div>
<br /><br />Awsome!
<br />I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060719im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
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<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060719/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060719im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
<br /><br />Fun!
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<br /><br />More of his art:
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<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060719im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060719/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060719im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" alt="Image" /></a>
<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060719/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060719im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060719im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
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<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060719im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060719im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060719im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 am : <div class="postbody">
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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<br /><br />Awsome!
<br />I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060951im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
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<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060951/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060951im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
<br /><br />Fun!
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<br /><br />More of his art:
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<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060951im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060951/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060951im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" alt="Image" /></a>
<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060951/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060951im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060951im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
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<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060951im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060951im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060951im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 am : <div class="postbody">
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:22 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">mac wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm</div>
<br /><br />Awsome!
<br />I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060821im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060821/http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/">http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/</a><!-- m -->
<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060821/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060821im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
<br /><br />Fun!
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<br /><br />More of his art:
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<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060821im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060821/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060821im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" alt="Image" /></a>
<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060821/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060821im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060821im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060821/http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm">http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060821im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060821im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060821im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 am : <div class="postbody">
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:22 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">mac wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm</div>
<br /><br />Awsome!
<br />I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061147im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061147/http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/">http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/</a><!-- m -->
<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061147/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061147im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
<br /><br />Fun!
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061147/http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729">http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />More of his art:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061147/http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm">http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061147im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061147/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061147im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" alt="Image" /></a>
<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061147/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061147im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061147im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061147/http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm">http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061147im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061147im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061147im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 am : <div class="postbody">
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:22 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">mac wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm</div>
<br /><br />Awsome!
<br />I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061100im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061100/http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/">http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/</a><!-- m -->
<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061100/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061100im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
<br /><br />Fun!
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061100/http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729">http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />More of his art:
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<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061100im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061100/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061100im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" alt="Image" /></a>
<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061100/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061100im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061100im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061100/http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm">http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061100im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061100im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061100im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 am : <div class="postbody">
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:22 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">mac wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm</div>
<br /><br />Awsome!
<br />I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060934im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060934/http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/">http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/</a><!-- m -->
<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060934/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060934im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
<br /><br />Fun!
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060934/http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729">http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />More of his art:
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<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060934im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060934/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060934im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" alt="Image" /></a>
<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060934/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060934im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060934im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
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<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060934im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060934im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060934im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 am : <div class="postbody">
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
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<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061438/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061438im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
<br /><br />Fun!
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<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061438im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
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<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061438/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061438im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061438im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
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<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061438im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061438im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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<br /><br />Awsome!
<br />I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061400im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
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<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061400/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061400im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
<br /><br />Fun!
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<br /><br />More of his art:
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<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061400im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061400/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061400im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" alt="Image" /></a>
<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061400/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061400im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061400im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
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<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061400im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061400im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061400im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 am : <div class="postbody">
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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<br /><br />Awsome!
<br />I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060702im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060702/http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/">http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/</a><!-- m -->
<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060702/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060702im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
<br /><br />Fun!
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<br /><br />More of his art:
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<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060702im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060702/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060702im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" alt="Image" /></a>
<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060702/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060702im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060702im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060702/http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm">http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060702im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060702im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060702im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 am : <div class="postbody">
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:22 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">mac wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm</div>
<br /><br />Awsome!
<br />I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061536im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061536/http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/">http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/</a><!-- m -->
<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061536/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061536im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
<br /><br />Fun!
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<br /><br />More of his art:
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<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061536im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061536/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061536im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" alt="Image" /></a>
<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061536/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061536im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061536im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061536/http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm">http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061536im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061536im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061536im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 am : <div class="postbody">
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:22 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">mac wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm</div>
<br /><br />Awsome!
<br />I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061300im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061300/http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/">http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/</a><!-- m -->
<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061300/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061300im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
<br /><br />Fun!
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<br /><br />More of his art:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061300/http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm">http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061300im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061300/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061300im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" alt="Image" /></a>
<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061300/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061300im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061300im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061300/http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm">http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061300im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061300im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061300im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 am : <div class="postbody">
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:22 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">mac wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm</div>
<br /><br />Awsome!
<br />I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061416im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061416/http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/">http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/</a><!-- m -->
<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061416/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061416im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
<br /><br />Fun!
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061416/http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729">http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />More of his art:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061416/http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm">http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061416im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061416/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061416im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" alt="Image" /></a>
<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061416/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061416im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061416im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061416/http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm">http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061416im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061416im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061416im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 am : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:05 am : <div class="postbody">
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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  <a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061016/http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm">http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm</a>
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:22 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">mac wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm</div>
<br /><br />Awsome!
<br />I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061016im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061016/http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/">http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/</a><!-- m -->
<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061016/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061016im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
<br /><br />Fun!
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061016/http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729">http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />More of his art:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061016/http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm">http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061016im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061016/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061016im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" alt="Image" /></a>
<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061016/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061016im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061016im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
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<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061016im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061016im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061016im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 am : <div class="postbody">
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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<br /><br />Awsome!
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
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<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060734/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060734im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
<br /><br />Fun!
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<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060734im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
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<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060734/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060734im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060734im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
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<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060734im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060734im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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<br /><br />Awsome!
<br />I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061219im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
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<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061219/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061219im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
<br /><br />Fun!
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<br /><br />More of his art:
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<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061219im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061219/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061219im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" alt="Image" /></a>
<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061219/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061219im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061219im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061219/http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm">http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061219im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061219im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061219im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 am : <div class="postbody">
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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<br /><br />Awsome!
<br />I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061520im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061520/http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/">http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/</a><!-- m -->
<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061520/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061520im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
<br /><br />Fun!
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<br /><br />More of his art:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061520/http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm">http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061520im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061520/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061520im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" alt="Image" /></a>
<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061520/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061520im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061520im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061520/http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm">http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061520im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061520im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061520im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 am : <div class="postbody">
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:22 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">mac wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm</div>
<br /><br />Awsome!
<br />I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060800im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060800/http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/">http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/</a><!-- m -->
<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060800/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060800im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
<br /><br />Fun!
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<br /><br />More of his art:
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<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060800im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060800/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060800im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" alt="Image" /></a>
<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060800/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060800im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060800im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060800/http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm">http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060800im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060800im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119060800im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 am : <div class="postbody">
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  <div class="quotecontent">The lizard brain<br /><br />Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.<br /><br />Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.<br /><br />Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.<br /><br />Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.<br /><br />Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.<br /><br />Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.<br /><br />If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.<br /><br />I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</div>
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:22 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">mac wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm</div>
<br /><br />Awsome!
<br />I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061326im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">rich_is_bored wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://technicalvirgin.com/</div><br /><br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT<br />I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!<br /><br /><br />JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA<br />I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</div>
<br /><br />Hilarious!</div><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am : <div class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061326/http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/">http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/</a><!-- m -->
<br />(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am : <div class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!
<br /><br />Here's a classic I almost forgot:
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061326/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am : <div class="postbody">Nice read
<br /><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">Hey,<br />This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading<br />this.<br /><br />Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?<br />A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.<br /><br />Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.<br />A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.<br /><br />Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?<br />A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.<br /><br />Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?<br />A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.<br /><br />Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?<br />A: To use them in a war, silly.<br /><br />Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?<br />A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.<br /><br />Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?<br />A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.<br /><br />Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.<br />A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.<br /><br />Q: And what was that?<br />A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.<br /><br />Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?<br />A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like what they do in China?<br />A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.<br /><br />Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate<br />gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?<br />A: Right.<br /><br />Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?<br />A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?<br />A: I told you, China is different.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?<br />A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?<br />A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.<br /><br />Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?<br />A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.<br /><br />Q: Like in Iraq?<br />A: Exactly.<br /><br />Q: And like in China, too?<br />A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.<br /><br />Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?<br />A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.<br /><br />Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?<br />A: Don't be a smart-ass.<br /><br />Q: I didn't think I was being one.<br />A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.<br /><br />Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?<br />A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.<br /><br />Q: What's a military coup?<br />A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?<br />A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.<br /><br />Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?<br />A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.<br /><br />Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?<br />A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?<br />A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.<br /><br />Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?<br />A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.<br /><br />Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?<br />A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.<br /><br />Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?<br />A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.<br /><br />Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?<br />A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.<br /><br />Q: Fighting drugs?<br />A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.<br /><br />Q: How did they do such a good job?<br />A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.<br /><br />Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?<br />A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.<br /><br />Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?<br />A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.<br /><br />Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?<br />A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.<br /><br />Q: What's the difference?<br />A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes<br />and fingers.<br /><br />Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.<br />A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.<br /><br />Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.<br />A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.<br /><br />Q: Who trained them?<br />A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.<br /><br />Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?<br />A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.<br /><br />Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.<br />A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.<br /><br />Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?<br />A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.<br /><br />Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?<br />A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.<br /><br />Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?<br />A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.<br /><br />Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?<br />A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.<br /><br />Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?<br />A: Well, yeah. For a while.<br /><br />Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?<br />A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.<br /><br />Q: Why did that make him our friend?<br />A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.<br /><br />Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?<br />A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.<br /><br />Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?<br />A: Most of the time, yes.<br /><br />Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?<br />A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.<br /><br />Q: Why?<br />A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?<br /><br />Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?<br />A: Yes.<br /><br />Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?<br />A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.<br /><br />Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?<br />A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.<br /><br />Good night, Daddy.<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061326im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am : <div class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!
<br /><br />Fun!
<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061326/http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729">http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729</a><!-- m -->
<br /><br />More of his art:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061326/http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm">http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am : <div class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? 
<br /><br />CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.</div><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle"><b>Quote:</b></div><div class="quotecontent">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </div>
<br /><br /><br />Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061326im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" />  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm : <div class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?
<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061326/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061326im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" alt="Image" /></a>
<br /><br />Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061326/http://www.kaydee.de/" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.</div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm : <div class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061326im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br />What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061326im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /></div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word
<br /><br />=rand (200,99)</div><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am : <div class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
<br />he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
<br />him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3
<br />questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the
<br />UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
<br />what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.
<br />George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When
<br />they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question
<br />time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George
<br />points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your
<br />question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq
<br />without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore
<br />got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
<br />the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"</div><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm : <div class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:
<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061326/http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm">http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm</a><!-- m -->
<br />Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061326im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm : <div class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.
<br /><br />I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.</div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm : <div class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:
<br /><br />BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061326im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?
<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081119061326im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135942/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135942im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135942im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135942im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135942/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
  <br />
  <br />
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135942/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135942im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135942im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135942im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135942im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/scrabbAllah.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135942im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Gunman@Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg</div><br />nice picture, i might put it on my desktop! <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135942im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm : <div class="postbody">These are the most recent search strings that brought people to my website.<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135942im_/http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2554/searchesmay2320089amfu4.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>chiapas@Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 am : <div class="postbody">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135942/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135942/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135942im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135942/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135942im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135942/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135942/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135942/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135659/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135659im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135659im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135659im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135659/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
  <br />
  <br />
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135659/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135659im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135659im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135659im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135659im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/scrabbAllah.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135659im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Gunman@Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg</div><br />nice picture, i might put it on my desktop! <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135659im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm : <div class="postbody">These are the most recent search strings that brought people to my website.<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135659im_/http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2554/searchesmay2320089amfu4.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>chiapas@Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 am : <div class="postbody">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135659/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135659/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135659im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135659/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135659im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135659/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135659/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135659/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140056/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140056im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140056im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140056im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140056/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
  <br />
  <br />
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140056/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140056im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140056im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140056im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140056im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/scrabbAllah.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140056im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Gunman@Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg</div><br />nice picture, i might put it on my desktop! <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140056im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm : <div class="postbody">These are the most recent search strings that brought people to my website.<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140056im_/http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2554/searchesmay2320089amfu4.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>chiapas@Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 am : <div class="postbody">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140056/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140056/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140056im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140056/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140056im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140056/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140056/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140056/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135836/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135836im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135836im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135836im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135836/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
  <br />
  <br />
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135836/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135836im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135836im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135836im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135836im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/scrabbAllah.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135836im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Gunman@Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg</div><br />nice picture, i might put it on my desktop! <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135836im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm : <div class="postbody">These are the most recent search strings that brought people to my website.<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135836im_/http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2554/searchesmay2320089amfu4.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>chiapas@Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 am : <div class="postbody">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135836/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135836/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135836im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135836/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135836im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135836/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135836/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135836/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135959/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135959im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135959im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135959im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135959/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
  <br />
  <br />
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135959/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135959im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135959im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135959im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135959im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/scrabbAllah.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135959im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Gunman@Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg</div><br />nice picture, i might put it on my desktop! <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135959im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm : <div class="postbody">These are the most recent search strings that brought people to my website.<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135959im_/http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2554/searchesmay2320089amfu4.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>chiapas@Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 am : <div class="postbody">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135959/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135959/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135959im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135959/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135959im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135959/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135959/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135959/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135755/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135755im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135755im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135755im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135755/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
  <br />
  <br />
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135755/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135755im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135755im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135755im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135755im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/scrabbAllah.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135755im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Gunman@Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg</div><br />nice picture, i might put it on my desktop! <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135755im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm : <div class="postbody">These are the most recent search strings that brought people to my website.<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135755im_/http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2554/searchesmay2320089amfu4.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>chiapas@Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 am : <div class="postbody">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135755/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135755/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135755im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135755/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135755im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135755/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135755/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135755/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135852/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135852im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135852im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135852im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135852/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
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  <br />
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135852/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135852im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135852im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135852im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135852im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/scrabbAllah.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135852im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Gunman@Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg</div><br />nice picture, i might put it on my desktop! <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135852im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm : <div class="postbody">These are the most recent search strings that brought people to my website.<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135852im_/http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2554/searchesmay2320089amfu4.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>chiapas@Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 am : <div class="postbody">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135852/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135852/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135852im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135852/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135852im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135852/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135852/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135852/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140017/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140017im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140017im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140017im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140017/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
  <br />
  <br />
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140017/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140017im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140017im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140017im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140017im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/scrabbAllah.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140017im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Gunman@Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg</div><br />nice picture, i might put it on my desktop! <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140017im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm : <div class="postbody">These are the most recent search strings that brought people to my website.<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140017im_/http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2554/searchesmay2320089amfu4.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>chiapas@Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 am : <div class="postbody">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140017/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140017/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140017im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140017/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140017im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140017/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140017/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140017/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140115/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140115im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140115im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140115im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140115/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
  <br />
  <br />
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140115/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140115im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140115im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140115im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140115im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/scrabbAllah.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140115im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Gunman@Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg</div><br />nice picture, i might put it on my desktop! <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140115im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm : <div class="postbody">These are the most recent search strings that brought people to my website.<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140115im_/http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2554/searchesmay2320089amfu4.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>chiapas@Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 am : <div class="postbody">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140115/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140115/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140115im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140115/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140115im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140115/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140115/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140115/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135913/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135913im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135913im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135913im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135913/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
  <br />
  <br />
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135913/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135913im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135913im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135913im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135913im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/scrabbAllah.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135913im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Gunman@Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg</div><br />nice picture, i might put it on my desktop! <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135913im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm : <div class="postbody">These are the most recent search strings that brought people to my website.<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135913im_/http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2554/searchesmay2320089amfu4.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>chiapas@Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 am : <div class="postbody">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135913/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135913/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135913im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135913/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135913im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135913/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135913/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135913/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135639/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135639im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135639im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135639im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135639/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
  <br />
  <br />
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135639/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135639im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135639im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135639im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135639im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/scrabbAllah.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135639im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Gunman@Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg</div><br />nice picture, i might put it on my desktop! <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135639im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm : <div class="postbody">These are the most recent search strings that brought people to my website.<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135639im_/http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2554/searchesmay2320089amfu4.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>chiapas@Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 am : <div class="postbody">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135639/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135639/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135639im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135639/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135639im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135639/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135639/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135639/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135602/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135602im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135602im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135602im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135602/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
  <br />
  <br />
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135602/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135602im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135602im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135602im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135602im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/scrabbAllah.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135602im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Gunman@Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg</div><br />nice picture, i might put it on my desktop! <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135602im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm : <div class="postbody">These are the most recent search strings that brought people to my website.<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135602im_/http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2554/searchesmay2320089amfu4.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>chiapas@Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 am : <div class="postbody">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135602/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135602/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135602im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135602/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135602im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135602/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135602/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135602/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135815/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135815im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135815im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135815im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135815/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
  <br />
  <br />
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135815/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135815im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135815im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135815im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135815im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/scrabbAllah.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135815im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Gunman@Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg</div><br />nice picture, i might put it on my desktop! <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135815im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm : <div class="postbody">These are the most recent search strings that brought people to my website.<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135815im_/http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2554/searchesmay2320089amfu4.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>chiapas@Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 am : <div class="postbody">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135815/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135815/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135815im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135815/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135815im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135815/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135815/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135815/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135740/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135740im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135740im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135740im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135740/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
  <br />
  <br />
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135740/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135740im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135740im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135740im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135740im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/scrabbAllah.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135740im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Gunman@Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg</div><br />nice picture, i might put it on my desktop! <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135740im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm : <div class="postbody">These are the most recent search strings that brought people to my website.<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135740im_/http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2554/searchesmay2320089amfu4.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>chiapas@Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 am : <div class="postbody">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135740/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135740/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135740im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135740/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135740im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135740/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135740/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135740/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135715/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135715im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135715im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135715im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135715/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
  <br />
  <br />
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135715/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135715im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135715im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135715im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135715im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/scrabbAllah.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135715im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Gunman@Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg</div><br />nice picture, i might put it on my desktop! <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135715im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm : <div class="postbody">These are the most recent search strings that brought people to my website.<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135715im_/http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2554/searchesmay2320089amfu4.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>chiapas@Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 am : <div class="postbody">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135715/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135715/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135715im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135715/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135715im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135715/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135715/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135715/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140040/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140040im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140040im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140040im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140040/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
  <br />
  <br />
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140040/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140040im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140040im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140040im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140040im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/scrabbAllah.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140040im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Gunman@Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg</div><br />nice picture, i might put it on my desktop! <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140040im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm : <div class="postbody">These are the most recent search strings that brought people to my website.<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140040im_/http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2554/searchesmay2320089amfu4.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>chiapas@Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 am : <div class="postbody">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140040/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140040/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140040im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140040/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140040im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140040/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140040/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140040/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135511/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135511im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135511im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135511im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135511/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
  <br />
  <br />
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135511/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135511im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135511im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135511im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135511im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/scrabbAllah.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135511im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Gunman@Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg</div><br />nice picture, i might put it on my desktop! <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135511im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm : <div class="postbody">These are the most recent search strings that brought people to my website.<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135511im_/http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2554/searchesmay2320089amfu4.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>chiapas@Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 am : <div class="postbody">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135511/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135511/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135511im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135511/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135511im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135511/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135511/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135511/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140131/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140131im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140131im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140131im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140131/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
  <br />
  <br />
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140131/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140131im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140131im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140131im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140131im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/scrabbAllah.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140131im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Gunman@Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg</div><br />nice picture, i might put it on my desktop! <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140131im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm : <div class="postbody">These are the most recent search strings that brought people to my website.<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140131im_/http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2554/searchesmay2320089amfu4.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>chiapas@Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 am : <div class="postbody">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140131/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140131/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140131im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140131/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140131im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140131/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140131/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118140131/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135530/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135530im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135530im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135530im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135530/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
  <br />
  <br />
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135530/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135530im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135530im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135530im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135530im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/scrabbAllah.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135530im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Gunman@Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg</div><br />nice picture, i might put it on my desktop! <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135530im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm : <div class="postbody">These are the most recent search strings that brought people to my website.<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135530im_/http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2554/searchesmay2320089amfu4.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>chiapas@Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 am : <div class="postbody">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135530/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135530/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135530im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135530/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135530im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135530/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135530/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135530/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:50 pm : <div class="postbody">Phobos as seen by HiRISE:<br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135547/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... se_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 pm : <div class="postbody">hmm.... looks like the BFG took out a large chunk on the right side of the image.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135547im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:11 pm : <div class="postbody">That be one big rock  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135547im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>6th Venom@Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 am : <div class="postbody">Amazing photo quality...  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135547im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135547/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8" class="postlink">Man trapped in elevator for 41 hours. (The Video.)</a>
  <br />
  <br />
  <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135547/http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten" class="postlink">(The Story.)</a>
</div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 am : <div class="postbody">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135547im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><br /><br />If I were in his situation, I would most likely be thinking "What the f*** took so long?" I wouldn't say it out loud, obviously.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:08 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">evilartist wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Man, I could never muster up enough patience to last that long. Bravo to the Elevator Man. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135547im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br />Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:40 am : <div class="postbody">noclip... NOCLIP!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135547im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /></div><br><hr><br/>evilartist@Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Yeah, so what would you do instead?<br /><br />-Evaporate<br />-Quit Game<br />-Walk through the Wall<br />-Jump up and down till the building collapses<br />-Scream a whole in the wall<br />-Do the Superman<br />-Incredible Hulk<br />-Leave your Body<br />-Replay old games all in your head<br />-Hold your breath till you drop<br />-Stop your heart by pure will<br />-Knock yourself out<br />-Drink all of your own blood<br /><br />You have not much choice really then to wait till you die or the door opens.</div><br />Um...I think I'll choose: 'Replay old games in my head!'</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:35 pm : <div class="postbody">
  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135547im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/scrabbAllah.jpg" alt="Image" />
</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135547im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Gunman@Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 12:50 am : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">Burrito wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0804/phobos2_hirise_big.jpg</div><br />nice picture, i might put it on my desktop! <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135547im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:50 pm : <div class="postbody">These are the most recent search strings that brought people to my website.<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135547im_/http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2554/searchesmay2320089amfu4.jpg" alt="Image" /></div><br><hr><br/>chiapas@Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 4:06 am : <div class="postbody">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135547/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br><hr><br/>Phobos@Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:15 pm : <div class="postbody"><div class="quotetitle">chiapas wrote:</div><div class="quotecontent">Hah Brian, that's crazy.  what kind of leprosy do you have going on there?<br /><br />Here's a video I just found: <span style="font-weight: bold">Seven Minutes of terror: Mars Phoenix lander video</span><br /><br />It's going to land on Mars tomorrow.  Check out the opening credits.  Just watch and you'll know what I'm talking about -- look familiar, anyone?  <br /><br />Man this is cool stuff. and the graphics in the video aren't bad either.  It makes me sweat a little for the poor scientists who won't know if it worked until its already over.<br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135547/http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/" class="postlink">http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/videos/phoenix/phx20080327/</a></div><br /><br /><br />Well apparently they made it. It's on mars now.</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 pm : <div class="postbody">Wolf3d JavaScript Port!<br /><br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://blog.nihilogic.dk/2008/04/javascript-wolfenstein-3d.html</div><br /><br />(No Hyperlink because the game is banned in some countries).</div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:42 pm : <div class="postbody">so is postal 2 but we've got a link to the MP portion of that on the site.  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135547im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 pm : <div class="postbody">Digging for life on Mars:<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135547/http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0806/armpanels_phoenix_big.jpg">http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... ix_big.jpg</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:34 am : <div class="postbody">found some nice tunes <div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoiCYZuX-NQ</div>  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135547im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /></div><br><hr><br/>Dinky@Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:33 pm : <div class="postbody">Holy crap.<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135547/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NcIJXTlugc</a><!-- m --><br /><br />Check out the entire Aviary suite here: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135547/http://a.viary.com/" class="postlink">a.viary.com</a><br /><br />EDIT: Oh my God, how is this possible? (It was an April fools joke.)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081118135547/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afyB7sdx7D4</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:43 pm : <div class="postbody">Chainsaw Maid<br /><br />(warning graphical violence, blood and guts depicted in claymation await you)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112619/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:34 am : <div class="postbody">BMW Museum's kinetic sculpture<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112619/http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the-bmw-museums-kinetic-sculpture-takes-your-brain-to-another-d/">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the- ... another-d/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:47 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>chuckdood@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:40 pm : <div class="postbody">man, Chainsaw Maid is SO BRUTAL!   that's classic.</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:32 am : <div class="postbody">some site visitors I have had...<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112619im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112619im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1a.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112619im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit2.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112619im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit3.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112619im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>pbmax@Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:38 am : <div class="postbody">Staw Wars Holiday TV Special (1978)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112619/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg</a><!-- m --><br /><br />WOW!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112619im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:05 pm : <div class="postbody">Web Spider<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112619/http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/">http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:10 pm : <div class="postbody">Like Ice in the Sunshine<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112619/http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8</a><!-- m --> *sniff*<br /><br />German 80s cult cinema commercial of my youth...</div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:52 pm : <div class="postbody">more classical music tunes<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-88Wf-5Dy8&amp;feature=related<br /></div><br /><br />damn no idea how i could miss suspiria - thought i saw them all. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112619im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" /><br /><br />anyway more dance tunes <br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gETByzuOdM&amp;feature=related<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">TheSuffering - "bad for your very soul" - 3rdPerson horror for free. Be warned ...<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2008/09/26/free-suffering/<br /></div><br /><br />found here (see demos, indie box to the right)<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com<br /></div><br /><br />take a look into the "Bootleg Demakes Competition" <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112619im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" />, under "Team Fortress 2D" ...</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:31 pm : <div class="postbody">YouTube Super HD<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112619/http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/">http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:22 pm : <div class="postbody">Doom: Repercussions of Evil<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112619/http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_bad_youre_good.jpg.html">http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_ ... d.jpg.html</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">Not for kids (contains some language and references): <br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112619/http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;VideoID=46453069" class="postlink">Eddie Griffin responds to a question about Michael Jackson</a></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:43 pm : <div class="postbody">Chainsaw Maid<br /><br />(warning graphical violence, blood and guts depicted in claymation await you)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113231/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:34 am : <div class="postbody">BMW Museum's kinetic sculpture<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113231/http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the-bmw-museums-kinetic-sculpture-takes-your-brain-to-another-d/">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the- ... another-d/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:47 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>chuckdood@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:40 pm : <div class="postbody">man, Chainsaw Maid is SO BRUTAL!   that's classic.</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:32 am : <div class="postbody">some site visitors I have had...<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113231im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113231im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1a.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113231im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit2.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113231im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit3.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113231im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>pbmax@Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:38 am : <div class="postbody">Staw Wars Holiday TV Special (1978)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113231/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg</a><!-- m --><br /><br />WOW!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113231im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:05 pm : <div class="postbody">Web Spider<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113231/http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/">http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:10 pm : <div class="postbody">Like Ice in the Sunshine<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113231/http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8</a><!-- m --> *sniff*<br /><br />German 80s cult cinema commercial of my youth...</div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:52 pm : <div class="postbody">more classical music tunes<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-88Wf-5Dy8&amp;feature=related<br /></div><br /><br />damn no idea how i could miss suspiria - thought i saw them all. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113231im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" /><br /><br />anyway more dance tunes <br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gETByzuOdM&amp;feature=related<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">TheSuffering - "bad for your very soul" - 3rdPerson horror for free. Be warned ...<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2008/09/26/free-suffering/<br /></div><br /><br />found here (see demos, indie box to the right)<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com<br /></div><br /><br />take a look into the "Bootleg Demakes Competition" <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113231im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" />, under "Team Fortress 2D" ...</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:31 pm : <div class="postbody">YouTube Super HD<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113231/http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/">http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:22 pm : <div class="postbody">Doom: Repercussions of Evil<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113231/http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_bad_youre_good.jpg.html">http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_ ... d.jpg.html</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">Not for kids (contains some language and references): <br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113231/http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;VideoID=46453069" class="postlink">Eddie Griffin responds to a question about Michael Jackson</a></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:43 pm : <div class="postbody">Chainsaw Maid<br /><br />(warning graphical violence, blood and guts depicted in claymation await you)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112935/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:34 am : <div class="postbody">BMW Museum's kinetic sculpture<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112935/http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the-bmw-museums-kinetic-sculpture-takes-your-brain-to-another-d/">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the- ... another-d/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:47 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>chuckdood@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:40 pm : <div class="postbody">man, Chainsaw Maid is SO BRUTAL!   that's classic.</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:32 am : <div class="postbody">some site visitors I have had...<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112935im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112935im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1a.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112935im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit2.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112935im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit3.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112935im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>pbmax@Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:38 am : <div class="postbody">Staw Wars Holiday TV Special (1978)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112935/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg</a><!-- m --><br /><br />WOW!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112935im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:05 pm : <div class="postbody">Web Spider<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112935/http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/">http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:10 pm : <div class="postbody">Like Ice in the Sunshine<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112935/http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8</a><!-- m --> *sniff*<br /><br />German 80s cult cinema commercial of my youth...</div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:52 pm : <div class="postbody">more classical music tunes<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-88Wf-5Dy8&amp;feature=related<br /></div><br /><br />damn no idea how i could miss suspiria - thought i saw them all. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112935im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" /><br /><br />anyway more dance tunes <br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gETByzuOdM&amp;feature=related<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">TheSuffering - "bad for your very soul" - 3rdPerson horror for free. Be warned ...<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2008/09/26/free-suffering/<br /></div><br /><br />found here (see demos, indie box to the right)<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com<br /></div><br /><br />take a look into the "Bootleg Demakes Competition" <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112935im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" />, under "Team Fortress 2D" ...</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:31 pm : <div class="postbody">YouTube Super HD<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112935/http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/">http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:22 pm : <div class="postbody">Doom: Repercussions of Evil<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112935/http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_bad_youre_good.jpg.html">http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_ ... d.jpg.html</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">Not for kids (contains some language and references): <br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112935/http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;VideoID=46453069" class="postlink">Eddie Griffin responds to a question about Michael Jackson</a></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:43 pm : <div class="postbody">Chainsaw Maid<br /><br />(warning graphical violence, blood and guts depicted in claymation await you)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113030/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:34 am : <div class="postbody">BMW Museum's kinetic sculpture<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113030/http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the-bmw-museums-kinetic-sculpture-takes-your-brain-to-another-d/">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the- ... another-d/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:47 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>chuckdood@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:40 pm : <div class="postbody">man, Chainsaw Maid is SO BRUTAL!   that's classic.</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:32 am : <div class="postbody">some site visitors I have had...<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113030im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113030im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1a.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113030im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit2.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113030im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit3.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113030im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>pbmax@Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:38 am : <div class="postbody">Staw Wars Holiday TV Special (1978)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113030/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg</a><!-- m --><br /><br />WOW!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113030im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:05 pm : <div class="postbody">Web Spider<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113030/http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/">http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:10 pm : <div class="postbody">Like Ice in the Sunshine<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113030/http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8</a><!-- m --> *sniff*<br /><br />German 80s cult cinema commercial of my youth...</div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:52 pm : <div class="postbody">more classical music tunes<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-88Wf-5Dy8&amp;feature=related<br /></div><br /><br />damn no idea how i could miss suspiria - thought i saw them all. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113030im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" /><br /><br />anyway more dance tunes <br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gETByzuOdM&amp;feature=related<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">TheSuffering - "bad for your very soul" - 3rdPerson horror for free. Be warned ...<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2008/09/26/free-suffering/<br /></div><br /><br />found here (see demos, indie box to the right)<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com<br /></div><br /><br />take a look into the "Bootleg Demakes Competition" <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113030im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" />, under "Team Fortress 2D" ...</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:31 pm : <div class="postbody">YouTube Super HD<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113030/http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/">http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:22 pm : <div class="postbody">Doom: Repercussions of Evil<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113030/http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_bad_youre_good.jpg.html">http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_ ... d.jpg.html</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">Not for kids (contains some language and references): <br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113030/http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;VideoID=46453069" class="postlink">Eddie Griffin responds to a question about Michael Jackson</a></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:43 pm : <div class="postbody">Chainsaw Maid<br /><br />(warning graphical violence, blood and guts depicted in claymation await you)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113304/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:34 am : <div class="postbody">BMW Museum's kinetic sculpture<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113304/http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the-bmw-museums-kinetic-sculpture-takes-your-brain-to-another-d/">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the- ... another-d/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:47 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>chuckdood@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:40 pm : <div class="postbody">man, Chainsaw Maid is SO BRUTAL!   that's classic.</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:32 am : <div class="postbody">some site visitors I have had...<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113304im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113304im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1a.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113304im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit2.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113304im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit3.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113304im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>pbmax@Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:38 am : <div class="postbody">Staw Wars Holiday TV Special (1978)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113304/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg</a><!-- m --><br /><br />WOW!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113304im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:05 pm : <div class="postbody">Web Spider<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113304/http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/">http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:10 pm : <div class="postbody">Like Ice in the Sunshine<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113304/http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8</a><!-- m --> *sniff*<br /><br />German 80s cult cinema commercial of my youth...</div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:52 pm : <div class="postbody">more classical music tunes<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-88Wf-5Dy8&amp;feature=related<br /></div><br /><br />damn no idea how i could miss suspiria - thought i saw them all. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113304im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" /><br /><br />anyway more dance tunes <br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gETByzuOdM&amp;feature=related<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">TheSuffering - "bad for your very soul" - 3rdPerson horror for free. Be warned ...<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2008/09/26/free-suffering/<br /></div><br /><br />found here (see demos, indie box to the right)<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com<br /></div><br /><br />take a look into the "Bootleg Demakes Competition" <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113304im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" />, under "Team Fortress 2D" ...</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:31 pm : <div class="postbody">YouTube Super HD<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113304/http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/">http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:22 pm : <div class="postbody">Doom: Repercussions of Evil<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113304/http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_bad_youre_good.jpg.html">http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_ ... d.jpg.html</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">Not for kids (contains some language and references): <br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113304/http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;VideoID=46453069" class="postlink">Eddie Griffin responds to a question about Michael Jackson</a></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:43 pm : <div class="postbody">Chainsaw Maid<br /><br />(warning graphical violence, blood and guts depicted in claymation await you)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112633/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:34 am : <div class="postbody">BMW Museum's kinetic sculpture<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112633/http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the-bmw-museums-kinetic-sculpture-takes-your-brain-to-another-d/">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the- ... another-d/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:47 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>chuckdood@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:40 pm : <div class="postbody">man, Chainsaw Maid is SO BRUTAL!   that's classic.</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:32 am : <div class="postbody">some site visitors I have had...<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112633im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112633im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1a.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112633im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit2.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112633im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit3.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112633im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>pbmax@Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:38 am : <div class="postbody">Staw Wars Holiday TV Special (1978)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112633/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg</a><!-- m --><br /><br />WOW!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112633im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:05 pm : <div class="postbody">Web Spider<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112633/http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/">http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:10 pm : <div class="postbody">Like Ice in the Sunshine<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112633/http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8</a><!-- m --> *sniff*<br /><br />German 80s cult cinema commercial of my youth...</div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:52 pm : <div class="postbody">more classical music tunes<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-88Wf-5Dy8&amp;feature=related<br /></div><br /><br />damn no idea how i could miss suspiria - thought i saw them all. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112633im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" /><br /><br />anyway more dance tunes <br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gETByzuOdM&amp;feature=related<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">TheSuffering - "bad for your very soul" - 3rdPerson horror for free. Be warned ...<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2008/09/26/free-suffering/<br /></div><br /><br />found here (see demos, indie box to the right)<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com<br /></div><br /><br />take a look into the "Bootleg Demakes Competition" <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112633im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" />, under "Team Fortress 2D" ...</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:31 pm : <div class="postbody">YouTube Super HD<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112633/http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/">http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:22 pm : <div class="postbody">Doom: Repercussions of Evil<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112633/http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_bad_youre_good.jpg.html">http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_ ... d.jpg.html</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">Not for kids (contains some language and references): <br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112633/http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;VideoID=46453069" class="postlink">Eddie Griffin responds to a question about Michael Jackson</a></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:43 pm : <div class="postbody">Chainsaw Maid<br /><br />(warning graphical violence, blood and guts depicted in claymation await you)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112911/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:34 am : <div class="postbody">BMW Museum's kinetic sculpture<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112911/http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the-bmw-museums-kinetic-sculpture-takes-your-brain-to-another-d/">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the- ... another-d/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:47 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>chuckdood@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:40 pm : <div class="postbody">man, Chainsaw Maid is SO BRUTAL!   that's classic.</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:32 am : <div class="postbody">some site visitors I have had...<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112911im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112911im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1a.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112911im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit2.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112911im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit3.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112911im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>pbmax@Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:38 am : <div class="postbody">Staw Wars Holiday TV Special (1978)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112911/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg</a><!-- m --><br /><br />WOW!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112911im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:05 pm : <div class="postbody">Web Spider<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112911/http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/">http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:10 pm : <div class="postbody">Like Ice in the Sunshine<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112911/http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8</a><!-- m --> *sniff*<br /><br />German 80s cult cinema commercial of my youth...</div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:52 pm : <div class="postbody">more classical music tunes<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-88Wf-5Dy8&amp;feature=related<br /></div><br /><br />damn no idea how i could miss suspiria - thought i saw them all. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112911im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" /><br /><br />anyway more dance tunes <br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gETByzuOdM&amp;feature=related<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">TheSuffering - "bad for your very soul" - 3rdPerson horror for free. Be warned ...<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2008/09/26/free-suffering/<br /></div><br /><br />found here (see demos, indie box to the right)<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com<br /></div><br /><br />take a look into the "Bootleg Demakes Competition" <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112911im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" />, under "Team Fortress 2D" ...</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:31 pm : <div class="postbody">YouTube Super HD<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112911/http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/">http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:22 pm : <div class="postbody">Doom: Repercussions of Evil<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112911/http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_bad_youre_good.jpg.html">http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_ ... d.jpg.html</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">Not for kids (contains some language and references): <br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112911/http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;VideoID=46453069" class="postlink">Eddie Griffin responds to a question about Michael Jackson</a></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:43 pm : <div class="postbody">Chainsaw Maid<br /><br />(warning graphical violence, blood and guts depicted in claymation await you)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112650/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:34 am : <div class="postbody">BMW Museum's kinetic sculpture<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112650/http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the-bmw-museums-kinetic-sculpture-takes-your-brain-to-another-d/">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the- ... another-d/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:47 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>chuckdood@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:40 pm : <div class="postbody">man, Chainsaw Maid is SO BRUTAL!   that's classic.</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:32 am : <div class="postbody">some site visitors I have had...<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112650im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112650im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1a.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112650im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit2.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112650im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit3.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112650im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>pbmax@Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:38 am : <div class="postbody">Staw Wars Holiday TV Special (1978)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112650/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg</a><!-- m --><br /><br />WOW!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112650im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:05 pm : <div class="postbody">Web Spider<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112650/http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/">http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:10 pm : <div class="postbody">Like Ice in the Sunshine<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112650/http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8</a><!-- m --> *sniff*<br /><br />German 80s cult cinema commercial of my youth...</div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:52 pm : <div class="postbody">more classical music tunes<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-88Wf-5Dy8&amp;feature=related<br /></div><br /><br />damn no idea how i could miss suspiria - thought i saw them all. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112650im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" /><br /><br />anyway more dance tunes <br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gETByzuOdM&amp;feature=related<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">TheSuffering - "bad for your very soul" - 3rdPerson horror for free. Be warned ...<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2008/09/26/free-suffering/<br /></div><br /><br />found here (see demos, indie box to the right)<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com<br /></div><br /><br />take a look into the "Bootleg Demakes Competition" <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112650im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" />, under "Team Fortress 2D" ...</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:31 pm : <div class="postbody">YouTube Super HD<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112650/http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/">http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:22 pm : <div class="postbody">Doom: Repercussions of Evil<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112650/http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_bad_youre_good.jpg.html">http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_ ... d.jpg.html</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">Not for kids (contains some language and references): <br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112650/http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;VideoID=46453069" class="postlink">Eddie Griffin responds to a question about Michael Jackson</a></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:43 pm : <div class="postbody">Chainsaw Maid<br /><br />(warning graphical violence, blood and guts depicted in claymation await you)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112720/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:34 am : <div class="postbody">BMW Museum's kinetic sculpture<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112720/http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the-bmw-museums-kinetic-sculpture-takes-your-brain-to-another-d/">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the- ... another-d/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:47 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>chuckdood@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:40 pm : <div class="postbody">man, Chainsaw Maid is SO BRUTAL!   that's classic.</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:32 am : <div class="postbody">some site visitors I have had...<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112720im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112720im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1a.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112720im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit2.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112720im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit3.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112720im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>pbmax@Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:38 am : <div class="postbody">Staw Wars Holiday TV Special (1978)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112720/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg</a><!-- m --><br /><br />WOW!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112720im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:05 pm : <div class="postbody">Web Spider<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112720/http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/">http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:10 pm : <div class="postbody">Like Ice in the Sunshine<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112720/http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8</a><!-- m --> *sniff*<br /><br />German 80s cult cinema commercial of my youth...</div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:52 pm : <div class="postbody">more classical music tunes<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-88Wf-5Dy8&amp;feature=related<br /></div><br /><br />damn no idea how i could miss suspiria - thought i saw them all. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112720im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" /><br /><br />anyway more dance tunes <br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gETByzuOdM&amp;feature=related<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">TheSuffering - "bad for your very soul" - 3rdPerson horror for free. Be warned ...<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2008/09/26/free-suffering/<br /></div><br /><br />found here (see demos, indie box to the right)<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com<br /></div><br /><br />take a look into the "Bootleg Demakes Competition" <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112720im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" />, under "Team Fortress 2D" ...</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:31 pm : <div class="postbody">YouTube Super HD<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112720/http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/">http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:22 pm : <div class="postbody">Doom: Repercussions of Evil<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112720/http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_bad_youre_good.jpg.html">http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_ ... d.jpg.html</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">Not for kids (contains some language and references): <br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117112720/http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;VideoID=46453069" class="postlink">Eddie Griffin responds to a question about Michael Jackson</a></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:43 pm : <div class="postbody">Chainsaw Maid<br /><br />(warning graphical violence, blood and guts depicted in claymation await you)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113145/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:34 am : <div class="postbody">BMW Museum's kinetic sculpture<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113145/http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the-bmw-museums-kinetic-sculpture-takes-your-brain-to-another-d/">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the- ... another-d/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:47 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>chuckdood@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:40 pm : <div class="postbody">man, Chainsaw Maid is SO BRUTAL!   that's classic.</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:32 am : <div class="postbody">some site visitors I have had...<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113145im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113145im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1a.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113145im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit2.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113145im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit3.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113145im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>pbmax@Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:38 am : <div class="postbody">Staw Wars Holiday TV Special (1978)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113145/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg</a><!-- m --><br /><br />WOW!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113145im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:05 pm : <div class="postbody">Web Spider<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113145/http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/">http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:10 pm : <div class="postbody">Like Ice in the Sunshine<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113145/http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8</a><!-- m --> *sniff*<br /><br />German 80s cult cinema commercial of my youth...</div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:52 pm : <div class="postbody">more classical music tunes<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-88Wf-5Dy8&amp;feature=related<br /></div><br /><br />damn no idea how i could miss suspiria - thought i saw them all. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113145im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" /><br /><br />anyway more dance tunes <br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gETByzuOdM&amp;feature=related<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">TheSuffering - "bad for your very soul" - 3rdPerson horror for free. Be warned ...<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2008/09/26/free-suffering/<br /></div><br /><br />found here (see demos, indie box to the right)<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com<br /></div><br /><br />take a look into the "Bootleg Demakes Competition" <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113145im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" />, under "Team Fortress 2D" ...</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:31 pm : <div class="postbody">YouTube Super HD<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113145/http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/">http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:22 pm : <div class="postbody">Doom: Repercussions of Evil<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113145/http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_bad_youre_good.jpg.html">http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_ ... d.jpg.html</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">Not for kids (contains some language and references): <br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113145/http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;VideoID=46453069" class="postlink">Eddie Griffin responds to a question about Michael Jackson</a></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:43 pm : <div class="postbody">Chainsaw Maid<br /><br />(warning graphical violence, blood and guts depicted in claymation await you)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113348/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:34 am : <div class="postbody">BMW Museum's kinetic sculpture<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113348/http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the-bmw-museums-kinetic-sculpture-takes-your-brain-to-another-d/">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the- ... another-d/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:47 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>chuckdood@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:40 pm : <div class="postbody">man, Chainsaw Maid is SO BRUTAL!   that's classic.</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:32 am : <div class="postbody">some site visitors I have had...<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113348im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113348im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1a.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113348im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit2.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113348im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit3.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113348im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>pbmax@Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:38 am : <div class="postbody">Staw Wars Holiday TV Special (1978)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113348/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg</a><!-- m --><br /><br />WOW!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113348im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:05 pm : <div class="postbody">Web Spider<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113348/http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/">http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:10 pm : <div class="postbody">Like Ice in the Sunshine<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113348/http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8</a><!-- m --> *sniff*<br /><br />German 80s cult cinema commercial of my youth...</div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:52 pm : <div class="postbody">more classical music tunes<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-88Wf-5Dy8&amp;feature=related<br /></div><br /><br />damn no idea how i could miss suspiria - thought i saw them all. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113348im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" /><br /><br />anyway more dance tunes <br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gETByzuOdM&amp;feature=related<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">TheSuffering - "bad for your very soul" - 3rdPerson horror for free. Be warned ...<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2008/09/26/free-suffering/<br /></div><br /><br />found here (see demos, indie box to the right)<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com<br /></div><br /><br />take a look into the "Bootleg Demakes Competition" <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113348im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" />, under "Team Fortress 2D" ...</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:31 pm : <div class="postbody">YouTube Super HD<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113348/http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/">http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:22 pm : <div class="postbody">Doom: Repercussions of Evil<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113348/http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_bad_youre_good.jpg.html">http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_ ... d.jpg.html</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">Not for kids (contains some language and references): <br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113348/http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;VideoID=46453069" class="postlink">Eddie Griffin responds to a question about Michael Jackson</a></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:43 pm : <div class="postbody">Chainsaw Maid<br /><br />(warning graphical violence, blood and guts depicted in claymation await you)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113126/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-tNXxTRBA</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:34 am : <div class="postbody">BMW Museum's kinetic sculpture<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113126/http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the-bmw-museums-kinetic-sculpture-takes-your-brain-to-another-d/">http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/06/the- ... another-d/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>The Happy Friar@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:47 pm : <div class="postbody">
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</div><br><hr><br/>chuckdood@Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:40 pm : <div class="postbody">man, Chainsaw Maid is SO BRUTAL!   that's classic.</div><br><hr><br/>Brain Trepaning@Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:32 am : <div class="postbody">some site visitors I have had...<br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113126im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113126im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit1a.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113126im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit2.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113126im_/http://www.trepaning.com/pics/visit3.jpg" alt="Image" /><br /><br /><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113126im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="8)" title="Cool" /></div><br><hr><br/>pbmax@Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:38 am : <div class="postbody">Staw Wars Holiday TV Special (1978)<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113126/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg</a><!-- m --><br /><br />WOW!  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113126im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:05 pm : <div class="postbody">Web Spider<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113126/http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/">http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:10 pm : <div class="postbody">Like Ice in the Sunshine<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113126/http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a05SWVIPdb8</a><!-- m --> *sniff*<br /><br />German 80s cult cinema commercial of my youth...</div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:52 pm : <div class="postbody">more classical music tunes<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-88Wf-5Dy8&amp;feature=related<br /></div><br /><br />damn no idea how i could miss suspiria - thought i saw them all. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113126im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" title="Sad" /><br /><br />anyway more dance tunes <br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gETByzuOdM&amp;feature=related<br /></div></div><br><hr><br/>lowdragon@Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:43 pm : <div class="postbody">TheSuffering - "bad for your very soul" - 3rdPerson horror for free. Be warned ...<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2008/09/26/free-suffering/<br /></div><br /><br />found here (see demos, indie box to the right)<br /><div class="codetitle"><b>Code:</b></div><div class="codecontent">http://www.rockpapershotgun.com<br /></div><br /><br />take a look into the "Bootleg Demakes Competition" <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113126im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" />, under "Team Fortress 2D" ...</div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:31 pm : <div class="postbody">YouTube Super HD<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113126/http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/">http://mrdoob.com/lab/youtube/superHD/</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:22 pm : <div class="postbody">Doom: Repercussions of Evil<br /><br /><!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113126/http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_bad_youre_good.jpg.html">http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/Motiv/so_ ... d.jpg.html</a><!-- m --></div><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 5:28 pm : <div class="postbody">Not for kids (contains some language and references): <br /><br /><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081117113126/http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;VideoID=46453069" class="postlink">Eddie Griffin responds to a question about Michael Jackson</a></div><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 am    Post subject: Brighten up your day (56k beware): <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"><img src="/web/20050314084751im_/http://www.doom3world.org/misc/drunk17.jpg" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="/web/20050314084751im_/http://www.doom3world.org/misc/KatzeKaf.jpg" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="/web/20050314084751im_/http://www.doom3world.org/misc/evolution.jpg" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="/web/20050314084751im_/http://www.doom3world.org/misc/tastatur.jpg" border="0"/><br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050314084751/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050314084751im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"><br/><br/>Last edited by BNA! on Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:24 am; edited 1 time in total</span></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:05 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"/><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Quote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">The lizard brain&#13;
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Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.&#13;
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Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.&#13;
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Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.&#13;
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Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.&#13;
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Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.&#13;
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Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.&#13;
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Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.&#13;
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If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.&#13;
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I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody"><br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050314084751/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050314084751im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>mac@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:08 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"><a href="/web/20050314084751/http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm" target="_blank">http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:22 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"/><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>mac wrote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm</td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody">&#13;
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Awsome!&#13;
<br/>
I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="/web/20050314084751im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" border="0"/><br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050314084751/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050314084751im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"><a href="/web/20050314084751/http://technicalvirgin.com/" target="_blank">http://technicalvirgin.com/</a><br/>_________________<br/><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-weight: bold">Rich</span></span> - $my_hand.touches($her_breast);&#13;
<br/><a href="/web/20050314084751/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050314084751im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/>  Staff</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"/><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>rich_is_bored wrote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">http://technicalvirgin.com/</td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody">&#13;
<br/><br/></span><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Quote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT&#13;
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I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!&#13;
<br/><br/><br/>
JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA&#13;
<br/>
I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody">&#13;
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Hilarious!<br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050314084751/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050314084751im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:&#13;
<br/><a href="/web/20050314084751/http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/" target="_blank">http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/</a>&#13;
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(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)<br/>_________________<br/>Pen²</span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!&#13;
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Here's a classic I almost forgot:&#13;
<br/><br/><a href="/web/20050314084751/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/" target="_blank">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050314084751/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050314084751im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Nice read&#13;
<br/></span><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Quote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">&#13;
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Hey,&#13;
<br/>
This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading&#13;
<br/>
this.&#13;
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Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?&#13;
<br/>
A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.&#13;
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Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.&#13;
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A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.&#13;
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Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?&#13;
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A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.&#13;
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Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?&#13;
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A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.&#13;
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Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?&#13;
<br/>
A: To use them in a war, silly.&#13;
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Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.&#13;
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Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?&#13;
<br/>
A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.&#13;
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Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.&#13;
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A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.&#13;
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Q: And what was that?&#13;
<br/>
A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.&#13;
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Q: Kind of like what they do in China?&#13;
<br/>
A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.&#13;
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Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate&#13;
<br/>
gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?&#13;
<br/>
A: Right.&#13;
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Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?&#13;
<br/>
A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?&#13;
<br/>
A: I told you, China is different.&#13;
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Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?&#13;
<br/>
A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Like in Iraq?&#13;
<br/>
A: Exactly.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: And like in China, too?&#13;
<br/>
A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?&#13;
<br/>
A: Don't be a smart-ass.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: I didn't think I was being one.&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?&#13;
<br/>
A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: What's a military coup?&#13;
<br/>
A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?&#13;
<br/>
A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.&#13;
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Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?&#13;
<br/>
A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?&#13;
<br/>
A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?&#13;
<br/>
A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?&#13;
<br/>
A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Fighting drugs?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: How did they do such a good job?&#13;
<br/>
A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?&#13;
<br/>
A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?&#13;
<br/>
A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: What's the difference?&#13;
<br/>
A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes&#13;
<br/>
and fingers.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.&#13;
<br/>
A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.&#13;
<br/>
A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Who trained them?&#13;
<br/>
A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?&#13;
<br/>
A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.&#13;
<br/>
A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?&#13;
<br/>
A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?&#13;
<br/>
A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?&#13;
<br/>
A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, yeah. For a while.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Why did that make him our friend?&#13;
<br/>
A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?&#13;
<br/>
A: Most of the time, yes.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?&#13;
<br/>
A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Why?&#13;
<br/>
A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yes.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?&#13;
<br/>
A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Good night, Daddy.&#13;
<br/></td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody"><br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050314084751/http://www.geocities.com/web_shank/index.html" target="_blank" class="postlink"><span style="font-weight: bold">Plz post only 640x480 ss and add those damn trims to the floor and walls!!!</span></a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="/web/20050314084751im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" border="0"/></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!&#13;
<br/><br/>
Fun!&#13;
<br/><br/><a href="/web/20050314084751/http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729" target="_blank">http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729</a>&#13;
<br/><br/>
More of his art:&#13;
<br/><a href="/web/20050314084751/http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm" target="_blank">http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm</a>&#13;
<br/>
(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? &#13;
<br/><br/>
CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.<br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050314084751/http://www.geocities.com/web_shank/index.html" target="_blank" class="postlink"><span style="font-weight: bold">Plz post only 640x480 ss and add those damn trims to the floor and walls!!!</span></a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"/><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Quote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody">&#13;
<br/><br/><br/>
Uff... No comment  <img src="/web/20050314084751im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_sad.gif" alt="Sad" border="0"/>  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...<br/>_________________<br/><span style="font-weight: bold">Marco "Rayne" Cattaneo</span> - <span style="font-style: italic">John Romero and American McGee's</span> Fan! <a href="/web/20050314084751/http://img94.exs.cx/img94/363/pic06334.jpg" target="_blank" class="postlink">Nice try</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?&#13;
<br/><br/><a href="/web/20050314084751/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050314084751im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" border="0"/></a>&#13;
<br/><br/>
Thanks to <a href="/web/20050314084751/http://www.kaydee.de/" target="_blank" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.<br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050314084751/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050314084751im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"><img src="/web/20050314084751im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" border="0"/><br/><br/>
What a waste of ink. <img src="/web/20050314084751im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt="Rolling Eyes" border="0"/><br/>_________________<br/><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-weight: bold">Rich</span></span> - $my_hand.touches($her_breast);&#13;
<br/><a href="/web/20050314084751/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050314084751im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/>  Staff</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word&#13;
<br/><br/>
=rand (200,99)<br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050314084751/http://www.geocities.com/web_shank/index.html" target="_blank" class="postlink"><span style="font-weight: bold">Plz post only 640x480 ss and add those damn trims to the floor and walls!!!</span></a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk&#13;
<br/>
he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks&#13;
<br/>
him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3&#13;
<br/>
questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the&#13;
<br/>
UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,&#13;
<br/>
what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.&#13;
<br/>
George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When&#13;
<br/>
they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question&#13;
<br/>
time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George&#13;
<br/>
points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your&#13;
<br/>
question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq&#13;
<br/>
without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore&#13;
<br/>
got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did&#13;
<br/>
the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"<br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050314084751/http://www.geocities.com/web_shank/index.html" target="_blank" class="postlink"><span style="font-weight: bold">Plz post only 640x480 ss and add those damn trims to the floor and walls!!!</span></a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:&#13;
<br/><a href="/web/20050314084751/http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm" target="_blank">http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm</a>&#13;
<br/>
Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="/web/20050314084751im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" border="0"/><br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050314084751/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=5474" target="_blank" class="postlink">Modelviewer | 3DSMax&lt;-&gt;MD5 | Blender&lt;-&gt;MD5</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.&#13;
<br/><br/>
I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.<br/>_________________<br/><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-weight: bold">Rich</span></span> - $my_hand.touches($her_breast);&#13;
<br/><a href="/web/20050314084751/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050314084751im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/>  Staff</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:&#13;
<br/><br/>
BNA = bnaification <img src="/web/20050314084751im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" border="0"/><br/><br/>
Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?&#13;
<br/><br/><img src="/web/20050314084751im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" border="0"/><br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050314084751/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050314084751im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 am    Post subject: Brighten up your day (56k beware): <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553im_/http://www.doom3world.org/misc/drunk17.jpg" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553im_/http://www.doom3world.org/misc/KatzeKaf.jpg" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553im_/http://www.doom3world.org/misc/evolution.jpg" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553im_/http://www.doom3world.org/misc/tastatur.jpg" border="0"/><br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"><br/><br/>Last edited by BNA! on Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:24 am; edited 1 time in total</span></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:05 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"/><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Quote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">The lizard brain&#13;
<br/><br/>
Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.&#13;
<br/><br/>
If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.&#13;
<br/><br/>
I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody"><br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>mac@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:08 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm" target="_blank">http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:22 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"/><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>mac wrote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm</td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody">&#13;
<br/><br/>
Awsome!&#13;
<br/>
I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" border="0"/><br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://technicalvirgin.com/" target="_blank">http://technicalvirgin.com/</a><br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/>  Staff</a>&#13;
<br/>
Learn something today? Why not write an article about it on <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://wiki.doom3reference.com/wiki/Main_Page" target="_blank" class="postlink">D3    Wiki</a>?</span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"/><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>rich_is_bored wrote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">http://technicalvirgin.com/</td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody">&#13;
<br/><br/></span><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Quote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT&#13;
<br/>
I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!&#13;
<br/><br/><br/>
JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA&#13;
<br/>
I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody">&#13;
<br/><br/>
Hilarious!<br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:&#13;
<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/" target="_blank">http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/</a>&#13;
<br/>
(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)<br/>_________________<br/>Pen²</span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!&#13;
<br/><br/>
Here's a classic I almost forgot:&#13;
<br/><br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/" target="_blank">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Nice read&#13;
<br/></span><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Quote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">&#13;
<br/>
Hey,&#13;
<br/>
This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading&#13;
<br/>
this.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?&#13;
<br/>
A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.&#13;
<br/>
A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?&#13;
<br/>
A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?&#13;
<br/>
A: To use them in a war, silly.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?&#13;
<br/>
A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: And what was that?&#13;
<br/>
A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Kind of like what they do in China?&#13;
<br/>
A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate&#13;
<br/>
gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?&#13;
<br/>
A: Right.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?&#13;
<br/>
A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?&#13;
<br/>
A: I told you, China is different.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?&#13;
<br/>
A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Like in Iraq?&#13;
<br/>
A: Exactly.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: And like in China, too?&#13;
<br/>
A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?&#13;
<br/>
A: Don't be a smart-ass.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: I didn't think I was being one.&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?&#13;
<br/>
A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.&#13;
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Q: What's a military coup?&#13;
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A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.&#13;
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Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?&#13;
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A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.&#13;
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Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?&#13;
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A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.&#13;
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Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?&#13;
<br/>
A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?&#13;
<br/>
A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.&#13;
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Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?&#13;
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A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.&#13;
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Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?&#13;
<br/>
A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.&#13;
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Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.&#13;
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Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.&#13;
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Q: Fighting drugs?&#13;
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A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.&#13;
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Q: How did they do such a good job?&#13;
<br/>
A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.&#13;
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Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.&#13;
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Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?&#13;
<br/>
A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.&#13;
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Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?&#13;
<br/>
A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.&#13;
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Q: What's the difference?&#13;
<br/>
A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes&#13;
<br/>
and fingers.&#13;
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Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.&#13;
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A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.&#13;
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Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.&#13;
<br/>
A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Who trained them?&#13;
<br/>
A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.&#13;
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Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?&#13;
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A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.&#13;
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Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.&#13;
<br/>
A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?&#13;
<br/>
A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?&#13;
<br/>
A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?&#13;
<br/>
A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, yeah. For a while.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Why did that make him our friend?&#13;
<br/>
A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.&#13;
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Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?&#13;
<br/>
A: Most of the time, yes.&#13;
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Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?&#13;
<br/>
A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Why?&#13;
<br/>
A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?&#13;
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A: Yes.&#13;
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Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.&#13;
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Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?&#13;
<br/>
A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.&#13;
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Good night, Daddy.&#13;
<br/></td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody"><br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://www.geocities.com/web_shank/index.html" target="_blank" class="postlink"><span style="font-weight: bold">Plz post only 640x480 ss and add those damn trims to the floor and walls!!!</span></a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" border="0"/></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!&#13;
<br/><br/>
Fun!&#13;
<br/><br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729" target="_blank">http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729</a>&#13;
<br/><br/>
More of his art:&#13;
<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm" target="_blank">http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm</a>&#13;
<br/>
(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? &#13;
<br/><br/>
CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.<br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://www.geocities.com/web_shank/index.html" target="_blank" class="postlink"><span style="font-weight: bold">Plz post only 640x480 ss and add those damn trims to the floor and walls!!!</span></a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"/><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Quote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody">&#13;
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Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_sad.gif" alt="Sad" border="0"/>  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...<br/>_________________<br/>theRev is coming...</span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?&#13;
<br/><br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" border="0"/></a>&#13;
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Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://www.kaydee.de/" target="_blank" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.<br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" border="0"/><br/><br/>
What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt="Rolling Eyes" border="0"/><br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/>  Staff</a>&#13;
<br/>
Learn something today? Why not write an article about it on <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://wiki.doom3reference.com/wiki/Main_Page" target="_blank" class="postlink">D3    Wiki</a>?</span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word&#13;
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=rand (200,99)<br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://www.geocities.com/web_shank/index.html" target="_blank" class="postlink"><span style="font-weight: bold">Plz post only 640x480 ss and add those damn trims to the floor and walls!!!</span></a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk&#13;
<br/>
he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks&#13;
<br/>
him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3&#13;
<br/>
questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the&#13;
<br/>
UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,&#13;
<br/>
what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.&#13;
<br/>
George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When&#13;
<br/>
they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question&#13;
<br/>
time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George&#13;
<br/>
points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your&#13;
<br/>
question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq&#13;
<br/>
without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore&#13;
<br/>
got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did&#13;
<br/>
the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"<br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://www.geocities.com/web_shank/index.html" target="_blank" class="postlink"><span style="font-weight: bold">Plz post only 640x480 ss and add those damn trims to the floor and walls!!!</span></a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:&#13;
<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm" target="_blank">http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm</a>&#13;
<br/>
Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" border="0"/><br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff</a>&#13;
<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=5474" target="_blank" class="postlink">Modelviewer | 3DSMax&lt;-&gt;MD5 | Blender&lt;-&gt;MD5</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.&#13;
<br/><br/>
I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.<br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/>  Staff</a>&#13;
<br/>
Learn something today? Why not write an article about it on <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://wiki.doom3reference.com/wiki/Main_Page" target="_blank" class="postlink">D3    Wiki</a>?</span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:&#13;
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BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" border="0"/><br/><br/>
Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?&#13;
<br/><br/><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" border="0"/><br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050827070553im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 am    Post subject: Brighten up your day (56k beware): <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"><img src="/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/misc/drunk17.jpg" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/misc/KatzeKaf.jpg" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/misc/evolution.jpg" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/misc/tastatur.jpg" border="0"/><br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050508074323/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"><br/><br/>Last edited by BNA! on Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:24 am; edited 1 time in total</span></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:05 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"/><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Quote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">The lizard brain&#13;
<br/><br/>
Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.&#13;
<br/><br/>
If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.&#13;
<br/><br/>
I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody"><br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050508074323/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>mac@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:08 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"><a href="/web/20050508074323/http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm" target="_blank">http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:22 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"/><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>mac wrote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm</td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody">&#13;
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Awsome!&#13;
<br/>
I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" border="0"/><br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050508074323/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"><a href="/web/20050508074323/http://technicalvirgin.com/" target="_blank">http://technicalvirgin.com/</a><br/>_________________<br/><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-weight: bold">Rich</span></span> - $my_hand.touches($her_breast);&#13;
<br/><a href="/web/20050508074323/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/>  Staff</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"/><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>rich_is_bored wrote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">http://technicalvirgin.com/</td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody">&#13;
<br/><br/></span><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Quote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT&#13;
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I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!&#13;
<br/><br/><br/>
JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA&#13;
<br/>
I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody">&#13;
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Hilarious!<br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050508074323/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:&#13;
<br/><a href="/web/20050508074323/http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/" target="_blank">http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/</a>&#13;
<br/>
(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)<br/>_________________<br/>Pen²</span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!&#13;
<br/><br/>
Here's a classic I almost forgot:&#13;
<br/><br/><a href="/web/20050508074323/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/" target="_blank">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050508074323/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Nice read&#13;
<br/></span><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Quote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">&#13;
<br/>
Hey,&#13;
<br/>
This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading&#13;
<br/>
this.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?&#13;
<br/>
A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.&#13;
<br/>
A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?&#13;
<br/>
A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?&#13;
<br/>
A: To use them in a war, silly.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?&#13;
<br/>
A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: And what was that?&#13;
<br/>
A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Kind of like what they do in China?&#13;
<br/>
A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate&#13;
<br/>
gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?&#13;
<br/>
A: Right.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?&#13;
<br/>
A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?&#13;
<br/>
A: I told you, China is different.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?&#13;
<br/>
A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Like in Iraq?&#13;
<br/>
A: Exactly.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: And like in China, too?&#13;
<br/>
A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?&#13;
<br/>
A: Don't be a smart-ass.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: I didn't think I was being one.&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?&#13;
<br/>
A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: What's a military coup?&#13;
<br/>
A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?&#13;
<br/>
A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?&#13;
<br/>
A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?&#13;
<br/>
A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?&#13;
<br/>
A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?&#13;
<br/>
A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Fighting drugs?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: How did they do such a good job?&#13;
<br/>
A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?&#13;
<br/>
A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?&#13;
<br/>
A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: What's the difference?&#13;
<br/>
A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes&#13;
<br/>
and fingers.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.&#13;
<br/>
A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.&#13;
<br/>
A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Who trained them?&#13;
<br/>
A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?&#13;
<br/>
A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.&#13;
<br/>
A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?&#13;
<br/>
A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?&#13;
<br/>
A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?&#13;
<br/>
A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, yeah. For a while.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Why did that make him our friend?&#13;
<br/>
A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?&#13;
<br/>
A: Most of the time, yes.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?&#13;
<br/>
A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Why?&#13;
<br/>
A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yes.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?&#13;
<br/>
A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Good night, Daddy.&#13;
<br/></td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody"><br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050508074323/http://www.geocities.com/web_shank/index.html" target="_blank" class="postlink"><span style="font-weight: bold">Plz post only 640x480 ss and add those damn trims to the floor and walls!!!</span></a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" border="0"/></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!&#13;
<br/><br/>
Fun!&#13;
<br/><br/><a href="/web/20050508074323/http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729" target="_blank">http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729</a>&#13;
<br/><br/>
More of his art:&#13;
<br/><a href="/web/20050508074323/http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm" target="_blank">http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm</a>&#13;
<br/>
(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? &#13;
<br/><br/>
CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.<br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050508074323/http://www.geocities.com/web_shank/index.html" target="_blank" class="postlink"><span style="font-weight: bold">Plz post only 640x480 ss and add those damn trims to the floor and walls!!!</span></a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"/><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Quote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody">&#13;
<br/><br/><br/>
Uff... No comment  <img src="/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_sad.gif" alt="Sad" border="0"/>  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...<br/>_________________<br/><span style="font-weight: bold">Marco "Rayne" Cattaneo</span> - <span style="font-style: italic">John Romero and American McGee's</span> Fan! <a href="/web/20050508074323/http://img94.exs.cx/img94/363/pic06334.jpg" target="_blank" class="postlink">Nice try</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?&#13;
<br/><br/><a href="/web/20050508074323/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" border="0"/></a>&#13;
<br/><br/>
Thanks to <a href="/web/20050508074323/http://www.kaydee.de/" target="_blank" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.<br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050508074323/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"><img src="/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" border="0"/><br/><br/>
What a waste of ink. <img src="/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt="Rolling Eyes" border="0"/><br/>_________________<br/><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-weight: bold">Rich</span></span> - $my_hand.touches($her_breast);&#13;
<br/><a href="/web/20050508074323/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/>  Staff</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word&#13;
<br/><br/>
=rand (200,99)<br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050508074323/http://www.geocities.com/web_shank/index.html" target="_blank" class="postlink"><span style="font-weight: bold">Plz post only 640x480 ss and add those damn trims to the floor and walls!!!</span></a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk&#13;
<br/>
he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks&#13;
<br/>
him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3&#13;
<br/>
questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the&#13;
<br/>
UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,&#13;
<br/>
what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.&#13;
<br/>
George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When&#13;
<br/>
they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question&#13;
<br/>
time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George&#13;
<br/>
points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your&#13;
<br/>
question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq&#13;
<br/>
without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore&#13;
<br/>
got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did&#13;
<br/>
the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"<br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050508074323/http://www.geocities.com/web_shank/index.html" target="_blank" class="postlink"><span style="font-weight: bold">Plz post only 640x480 ss and add those damn trims to the floor and walls!!!</span></a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:&#13;
<br/><a href="/web/20050508074323/http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm" target="_blank">http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm</a>&#13;
<br/>
Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" border="0"/><br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050508074323/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff</a>&#13;
<br/><a href="/web/20050508074323/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=5474" target="_blank" class="postlink">Modelviewer | 3DSMax&lt;-&gt;MD5 | Blender&lt;-&gt;MD5</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.&#13;
<br/><br/>
I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.<br/>_________________<br/><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-weight: bold">Rich</span></span> - $my_hand.touches($her_breast);&#13;
<br/><a href="/web/20050508074323/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/>  Staff</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:&#13;
<br/><br/>
BNA = bnaification <img src="/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" border="0"/><br/><br/>
Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?&#13;
<br/><br/><img src="/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" border="0"/><br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050508074323/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:03 am    Post subject: Brighten up your day (56k beware): <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/misc/drunk17.jpg" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/misc/KatzeKaf.jpg" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/misc/evolution.jpg" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/misc/tastatur.jpg" border="0"/><br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"><br/><br/>Last edited by BNA! on Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:24 am; edited 1 time in total</span></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:05 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"/><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Quote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">The lizard brain&#13;
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Maybe you remember way back in school when you learned that the human brain still contains a prehistoric lizard brain at its center. This is the key to understanding women and what you can expect from them.&#13;
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Women still have direct contact with the lizard brain, something which men have been able to shut down about a trillion centuries ago.&#13;
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Have you ever noticed how women get cold very easily even if the temperature is only 1 µC below optimum? That's because lizards are cold-blooded, and a woman's lizard brain is telling her that she better get to a warm place quickly or her muscles will freeze up and her heart will stop beating.&#13;
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Have you noticed how a woman always seems to be thinking about two things at once? That's because a lizard's eyes point in two different directions, so it always has to process two completely different scenes.&#13;
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Have you noticed how two women can hate each other and have a serious fight, even if they don't know each other and they are sitting on opposite sides of the room? Lizards are very territorial and fight with each other by standing in one place and making threatening movements.&#13;
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Have you ever noticed how a woman drives? It's that two-direction eye problem again. That's why she thinks that it's possible to drive at high speed on a roundabout while looking in the mirror and adjusting her make-up.&#13;
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Have you noticed how a woman can sit somewhere completely happy, then suddenly out of nowhere she begins to cut you to pieces with her tongue? Well, just watch a lizard catch flies and you will know where that comes from.&#13;
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Women can lay in the sun on a big rock all day and never get bored.&#13;
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If a woman gets the chance, and she thinks that she can get away with it, she will color her hair orange and green and get it styled into a spiky hairdo. This is definitely a lizard haircut.&#13;
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I'm sure that there are hundreds of examples. The point is, the lizard brain theory explains everything. I am expecting to win the Nobel Prize this year.</td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody"><br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>mac@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:08 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm" target="_blank">http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:22 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"/><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>mac wrote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">http://uue.nm.ru/Merphology/030730.htm</td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody">&#13;
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Awsome!&#13;
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I'll "stickyfy" this thread <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" border="0"/><br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:33 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://technicalvirgin.com/" target="_blank">http://technicalvirgin.com/</a><br/>_________________<br/><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-weight: bold">Rich</span></span> - $my_hand.touches($her_breast);&#13;
<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/>  Staff</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:56 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"/><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>rich_is_bored wrote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">http://technicalvirgin.com/</td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody">&#13;
<br/><br/></span><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Quote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT&#13;
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I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!&#13;
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JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA&#13;
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I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.</td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody">&#13;
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Hilarious!<br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>ParticleMan@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">This is one of the better posts I have read.  I used to take a bunch of computer classes in school as a blowoff, but after a while I got bored of searching the web.  I started a list of funny crap I found and put it up.  I took it down after a while but after the summer I put it back up (at least as best I could).  Well, here is ParticleMan's site for the really bored:&#13;
<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/" target="_blank">http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/dansoddstuff/</a>&#13;
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(don't bother with the guest book unless you really wanna leave your mark! It makes a bunch of pop-ups)<br/>_________________<br/>Pen²</span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 6:20 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Thanks - good collection there!&#13;
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Here's a classic I almost forgot:&#13;
<br/><br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://www.mytrailerpark.com/" target="_blank">http://www.mytrailerpark.com</a><br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:46 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Nice read&#13;
<br/></span><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Quote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">&#13;
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Hey,&#13;
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This is a conversation between a father and a son...you will probably understand the reason why US attacked Iraq and how the world functions better after reading&#13;
<br/>
this.&#13;
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Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?&#13;
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A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction,  honey.&#13;
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Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.&#13;
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A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.&#13;
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Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?&#13;
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A: Yep. Invasions always work better than  inspections.&#13;
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Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons  of mass destruction, did we?&#13;
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A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.&#13;
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Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass  destruction?&#13;
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A: To use them in a war, silly.&#13;
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Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we  went to war with them?&#13;
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A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had  those weapons,so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.&#13;
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Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die  if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?&#13;
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A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make  sense.&#13;
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Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.&#13;
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A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.&#13;
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Q: And what was that?&#13;
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A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.&#13;
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Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?&#13;
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A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.&#13;
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Q: Kind of like what they do in China?&#13;
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A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.&#13;
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Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate&#13;
<br/>
gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?&#13;
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A: Right.&#13;
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Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?&#13;
<br/>
A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the  government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.&#13;
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Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?&#13;
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A: I told you, China is different.&#13;
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Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.&#13;
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Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?&#13;
<br/>
A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.&#13;
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Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.&#13;
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Q: Like in Iraq?&#13;
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A: Exactly.&#13;
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Q: And like in China, too?&#13;
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A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.&#13;
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Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.&#13;
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Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba,and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?&#13;
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A: Don't be a smart-ass.&#13;
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Q: I didn't think I was being one.&#13;
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A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.&#13;
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Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?&#13;
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A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway,  Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.&#13;
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Q: What's a military coup?&#13;
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A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.&#13;
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Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?&#13;
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A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.&#13;
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Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?&#13;
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A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.&#13;
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Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?&#13;
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A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.&#13;
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Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?&#13;
<br/>
A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.&#13;
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Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?&#13;
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A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.&#13;
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Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?&#13;
<br/>
A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.&#13;
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Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.&#13;
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Q: Didn't the Bush administration giv e the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.&#13;
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Q: Fighting drugs?&#13;
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A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.&#13;
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Q: How did they do such a good job?&#13;
<br/>
A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.&#13;
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Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?&#13;
<br/>
A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they  were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.&#13;
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Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public,  too?&#13;
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A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body overing.&#13;
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Q: What's the difference?&#13;
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A: The traditional Islamic co! vering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body xcept for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes&#13;
<br/>
and fingers.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different  name.&#13;
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A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.&#13;
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Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.&#13;
<br/>
A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.&#13;
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Q: Who trained them?&#13;
<br/>
A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.&#13;
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Q: Was he from Afghanist! an?&#13;
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A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.&#13;
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Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.&#13;
<br/>
A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire  Ronald Reagan talked about?&#13;
<br/>
A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or there abouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our  friends?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, bu t then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at  the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraqe ither.&#13;
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Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?&#13;
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A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.&#13;
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Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?&#13;
<br/>
A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we  invade.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the  1980s?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, yeah. For a while.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?&#13;
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A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.&#13;
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Q: Why did that make him our friend?&#13;
<br/>
A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?&#13;
<br/>
A: Most of the time, yes.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?&#13;
<br/>
A: Sometimes that's true, t! oo. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all  the better.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: Why?&#13;
<br/>
A: Because war is good for the economy, which meanswar is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is  a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to,r ight?&#13;
<br/>
A: Yes.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?&#13;
<br/>
A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?&#13;
<br/>
A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.&#13;
<br/><br/>
Good night, Daddy.&#13;
<br/></td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody"><br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://www.geocities.com/web_shank/index.html" target="_blank" class="postlink"><span style="font-weight: bold">Plz post only 640x480 ss and add those damn trims to the floor and walls!!!</span></a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>[sic]@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:00 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">That's great _shank. Took a while to read but definently worth it. So funny, but so true... The end is the best  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" border="0"/></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:58 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">The newest flash from Xiao Xiao is here!&#13;
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Fun!&#13;
<br/><br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729" target="_blank">http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=729</a>&#13;
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More of his art:&#13;
<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm" target="_blank">http://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm</a>&#13;
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(click on the chinese wording centered under the flash to play it fullscreen!)</span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 3:50 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR : When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how Many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them).There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is Very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at? &#13;
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CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side).  The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.<br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://www.geocities.com/web_shank/index.html" target="_blank" class="postlink"><span style="font-weight: bold">Plz post only 640x480 ss and add those damn trims to the floor and walls!!!</span></a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>Rayne@Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 8:01 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"/><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Quote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head? </td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody">&#13;
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Uff... No comment  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_sad.gif" alt="Sad" border="0"/>  Now I'll translate it and send to my italian friends...<br/>_________________<br/><span style="font-weight: bold">Marco "Rayne" Cattaneo</span> - <span style="font-style: italic">John Romero and American McGee's</span> Fan! <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://img94.exs.cx/img94/363/pic06334.jpg" target="_blank" class="postlink">Nice try</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:59 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">What about geeky tattos?&#13;
<br/><br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/geek001.html" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A31201/thumb/dsc00636copy0.jpg" border="0"/></a>&#13;
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Thanks to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://www.kaydee.de/" target="_blank" class="postlink">KD</a> for this one.<br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.hirbour.org/images/penguin-tat.jpg" border="0"/><br/><br/>
What a waste of ink. <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt="Rolling Eyes" border="0"/><br/>_________________<br/><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-weight: bold">Rich</span></span> - $my_hand.touches($her_breast);&#13;
<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/>  Staff</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:28 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">type the foll in M$ Word&#13;
<br/><br/>
=rand (200,99)<br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://www.geocities.com/web_shank/index.html" target="_blank" class="postlink"><span style="font-weight: bold">Plz post only 640x480 ss and add those damn trims to the floor and walls!!!</span></a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>_shank@Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 4:27 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk&#13;
<br/>
he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks&#13;
<br/>
him what his name is. "Bob". "And what is your question, Bob?" "I have 3&#13;
<br/>
questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the&#13;
<br/>
UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,&#13;
<br/>
what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Just then the bell rings for recess.&#13;
<br/>
George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When&#13;
<br/>
they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question&#13;
<br/>
time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand. George&#13;
<br/>
points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your&#13;
<br/>
question, Steve?" "I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq&#13;
<br/>
without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore&#13;
<br/>
got ! more votes? Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did&#13;
<br/>
the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"<br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://www.geocities.com/web_shank/index.html" target="_blank" class="postlink"><span style="font-weight: bold">Plz post only 640x480 ss and add those damn trims to the floor and walls!!!</span></a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:01 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Here´s some funny stuff:&#13;
<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm" target="_blank">http://www.foulds2000.freeserve.co.uk/bushv6.htm</a>&#13;
<br/>
Notice the ragdolls?  <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" border="0"/><br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff</a>&#13;
<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=5474" target="_blank" class="postlink">Modelviewer | 3DSMax&lt;-&gt;MD5 | Blender&lt;-&gt;MD5</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:51 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Had some trouble with that site in Netscape but it worked for IE.&#13;
<br/><br/>
I liked The Economists and The Dancing Blair.<br/>_________________<br/><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-weight: bold">Rich</span></span> - $my_hand.touches($her_breast);&#13;
<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/>  Staff</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:09 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">The Bush wordifier:&#13;
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BNA = bnaification <img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" border="0"/><br/><br/>
Can I claim now I have bnaificated the regular posters here ?&#13;
<br/><br/><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" border="0"/><br/>_________________<br/><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="https://web.archive.org/web/20050508074323im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>bb_matt@Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:13 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">It's one of those picture type days :- (this one is an animated gif, people on 56k wait a bit to see the animation)&#13;
<br/><br/><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.3r.co.za/bushboy/noname.gif" border="0"/></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>jgreenburg@Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 3:54 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Here's a funny place with movies, Pictures, and games &#13;
<br/><br/><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://www.ebaumsworld.com/index2.shtml" target="_blank" class="postlink">http://www.ebaumsworld.com/index2.shtml</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 11:24 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">You either love the art of Don Hertzfeldt or hate it - or maybe something inbetween.&#13;
<br/><br/><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://www.bitterfilms.com/ta_wt_03.html" target="_blank">http://www.bitterfilms.com/ta_wt_03.html</a>&#13;
<br/><br/>
sick.  <img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Very Happy" border="0"/></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>jgreenburg@Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 4:06 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"/><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Quote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">http://www.bitterfilms.com/ta_wt_03.html </td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody">&#13;
<br/><br/>
reminded me of this: &#13;
<br/><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://www.happytreefriends.com/" target="_blank" class="postlink">http://www.happytreefriends.com</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>der_ton@Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 5:12 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"/><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>jgreenburg wrote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote"><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Quote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">http://www.bitterfilms.com/ta_wt_03.html </td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody">&#13;
<br/><br/>
reminded me of this: &#13;
<br/><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://www.happytreefriends.com/" target="_blank" class="postlink">http://www.happytreefriends.com</a></span></td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody">&#13;
<br/><br/>
Those two sites are really awesome!  <img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Very Happy" border="0"/><br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff</a>&#13;
<br/><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=5474" target="_blank" class="postlink">Modelviewer | 3DSMax&lt;-&gt;MD5 | Blender&lt;-&gt;MD5</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 9:23 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">The Internet would be half the fun without flash...&#13;
<br/><br/><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://www.sticky.tv/game/cyrkam_airtos/" target="_blank">http://www.sticky.tv/game/cyrkam_airtos/</a>&#13;
<br/><br/><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" border="0"/><br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>bb_matt@Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:19 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.3r.co.za/bushboy/photoshopit.jpg" border="0"/></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>Overmind1984@Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 8:55 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Everyone should learn engrish, it would make the world a better place&#13;
<br/><br/><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://www.engrish.com/" target="_blank">http://www.engrish.com/</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:23 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://flab.pixelpope.com/" target="_blank">http://flab.pixelpope.com/</a><br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>bb_matt@Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 8:52 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.3r.co.za/bushboy/edna_lg.gif" border="0"/></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 7:43 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://web.okaygo.co.uk/apps/letters/flashcom/" target="_blank">http://web.okaygo.co.uk/apps/letters/flashcom/</a><br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>MBolus@Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 11:30 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">A little ping pong spoof on Matrix bullet time:&#13;
<br/><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pingpong.php" target="_blank" class="postlink">http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pingpong.php</a><br/>_________________<br/><span style="color: blue">M</span><span style="color: red">Bolus</span>&#13;
<br/><span style="font-style: italic">Le mieux est l'ennemi du bien</span></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>amckern-2@Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:48 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Some of these are (R) Rated, so just be warned&#13;
<br/><br/><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/FACE.GIF" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/Back_up.gif" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/Exterminator.gif" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/GEORDIEVERSION1.gif" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/MCDRUGS.JPG" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/STEAM2.GIF" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/SLEDGE1.GIF" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/airbag.gif" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/avy2.JPG" border="0"/> &lt; My sig in its orignal form&#13;
<br/><br/><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/bang.jpg" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/borken-rib-ps.gif" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/corner.jpg" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/cid_004701.gif" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/horsepower.jpg" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/techcupport.jpg" border="0"/><br/><br/><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.ammahls.com/random/monopoly-xp.jpg" border="0"/><br/><br/></span><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Quote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">DUST&#13;
<br/><br/>
&lt;Raeven0&gt; CTs somehow going through sealed doors to stop the destruction of random, seemingly unimportant crates in the middle of a convenient desert stronghold&#13;
<br/><br/>
---------------------&#13;
<br/><br/>
AZTECH&#13;
<br/><br/>
&lt;InsaneSingingBlender&gt; ct's have to drop into ancient ruins just to stop destruction of nothing and 3 crates&#13;
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---------------------&#13;
<br/><br/>
ASSAULT&#13;
<br/><br/>
&lt;Raeven0&gt; infiltrate a rather uninfiltratable fortress guarded by 16 Middle-Eastern men with Soviet weapons to rescue construction workers too stupid to go through eight-foot doorways without getting stuck&#13;
<br/></td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody">&#13;
<br/><br/><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://www.ammahls.com/random/mirc%20funnys.txt" target="_blank">http://www.ammahls.com/random/mirc%20funnys.txt</a>&#13;
<br/><br/>
AND&#13;
<br/><br/><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://www.ammahls.com/random/" target="_blank">http://www.ammahls.com/random/</a> has about 200 more things to chuckle over&#13;
<br/><br/>
Adam<br/>_________________<br/>One of the worst annoyances of video gaming is designers who interrupt the players' immersion in order to remind them "Don't forget, it's only a game!" These cute gimmicks don't improve the players' experience; they harm it.&#13;
<br/>
- Ernest Adams</span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>awaregamer@Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 6:15 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Best forum thread I ever read in my life !&#13;
<br/><br/>
Love the Steam thingy ~<br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://profile.xfire.com/awaregamer" target="_blank">http://profile.xfire.com/awaregamer</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>amckern-2@Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 11:59 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="Very Happy" border="0"/><br/>_________________<br/>One of the worst annoyances of video gaming is designers who interrupt the players' immersion in order to remind them "Don't forget, it's only a game!" These cute gimmicks don't improve the players' experience; they harm it.&#13;
<br/>
- Ernest Adams</span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 5:55 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Mildly funny forum "How to" made for the Steam boards:&#13;
<br/><br/><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://www.trials-shack.co.uk/posting.html" target="_blank">http://www.trials-shack.co.uk/posting.html</a><br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>BNA!@Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 6:01 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody"/><table width="90%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0" align="center"><tr><td><span class="genmed"><b>Burrito wrote:</b></span></td>	</tr><tr><td class="quote">Mildly funny forum "How to" made for the Steam boards:&#13;
<br/><br/><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://www.trials-shack.co.uk/posting.html" target="_blank">http://www.trials-shack.co.uk/posting.html</a></td>	</tr></table><span class="postbody">&#13;
<br/><br/>
This I found hilarious!&#13;
<br/><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.doom3world.org/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" border="0"/><br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff - The world is yours</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:02 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Not funny but what the heck, maybe it even makes you think about it...&#13;
<br/><br/><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://homepage.mac.com/njenson/movies/underwear.html" target="_blank">http://homepage.mac.com/njenson/movies/underwear.html</a><br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>Burrito@Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:44 pm    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">How Google works (honestly!):&#13;
<br/><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html" target="_blank">http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html</a><br/>_________________<br/><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://www.doom3world.org/" target="_blank" class="postlink"><img src="/web/20050508074608im_/http://www.doom3world.org/site/img/d3w.gif" border="0"/> Staff</a></span><span class="gensmall"/></td>
			</tr><br><hr><br/>rich_is_bored@Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 5:01 am    Post subject: : <tr><td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">This thing is flat out awesome...&#13;
<br/><br/><a href="/web/20050508074608/http://www.deviantart.com/view/11117398/" target="_blank">http://www.deviantart.com/view/11117398/</a><br/>_________________<br/><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-weight: bold">Rich</span></span> - $my_hand.touches($her_breast);&#13;
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